Secrets

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SHURI: guys, guys, when Peter was in middle school, he used to wear LEG WARMERS

WANDA MAXIMOFF: 😂

SAM WILSON: 😂 why...?

PETER PARKER: oh you wanna tell secrets? Okay, okay.

PETER PARKER: Shuri attended a Michele Obama Look-A-Like contest.. AND WON.

SAM WILSON: 🤣 😆

T'CHALLA: 😶

TONY STARK: 😂 😂

SHURI: YEAH, WELL PETER, PETER YOU CAME IN 4th! AND CRIED.

TONY STARK: *wheeze*

WANDA MAXIMOFF: 😂 😂 🤣

SAM WILSON: PHAGAHAHAHA

T'CHALLA: oh my gosh 🤣

PETER PARKER: oh is that funny?

PETER PARKER: you find that funny, T'Challa?

PETER PARKER: well maybe Shuri should know some of your secrets too!

SHURI: haha we already tell each other everything

T'CHALLA: but nothing's stopping me from spilling a little tea

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In a private DM

SHURI: DONT. TELL. THEM. ANYTHING. 🤬😡


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Avengers GroupChat

T'CHALLA: once Shuri got sent to her room without dinner, so she ate macaroni off a jewelry box she made

TONY STARK: WHAT?! 😂 😂

PETER PARKER: PFFFAAHAHAHAHA 🤣 😂

WANDA MAXIMOFF: LMAOO

SHURI: T'CHALLA USED TO STAY UP EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT TO WATCH BARBIE DREAMHOUSE!!

T'CHALLA: SHURI COULDNT TELL TIME UNTIL SHE WAS 13!

SHURI: ITS HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE

PETER PARKER: of course it is.. 😳

SHURI: PETER ONCE WORE MY CROP TOP TO SCHOOL

PETER PARKER: HEY-

PETER PARKER: girl I don't know how you're going to Yale with that amount of smarts. If those are the best comebacks you got, that's kinda dumb

SHURI: excuse me?

PETER PARKER: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale.

PETER PARKER: because not everyone wants to be Shuri Udaku

SHURI: not everyone can be 😉

SAM WILSON: OHOHOHOHOO

TONY STARK: PFFF

PETER PARKER: 😑


TONY STARK: Peter what's on your face I just saw you walk past

PETER PARKER: uh...beauty

TONY STARK: I- 😂 🤣

STEVE ROGERS: 😂

TONY STARK: ok but seriously

PETER PARKER: chocolate

TONY STARK: 😐

PETER PARKER: 😃

TONY STARK: you sure it's not the cat's poop

PETER PARKER: Yep! 😀

TONY STARK: are you sure...

PETER PARKER: maybe...

TONY STARK: 😑

PETER PARKER: Mr. Rogers is calling me I gotta-

TONY STARK: CApSiCLe?!

STEVE ROGERS: uh

STEVE ROGERS: yea I need something

PETER PARKER: BYE MR STARK!

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