𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

Doctor Strange is Strange

PETER PARKER: Mr. Doctor Strange sir?

DOCTOR STRANGE: Just Doctor Strange is fine.

PETER PARKER: I have a question

DOCTOR STRANGE: I may or may not have an answer

PETER PARKER: what would happen if you ate an apple a day

DOCTOR STRANGE: ....

PETER PARKER: would you go away?

SHURI: the only person I want to go away is you Peter

TONY STARK: AHA!

TONY STARK: 5 BUCKS TO PETER! YOU INSULTED HIM!

SHURI: WH- THAT WASNT AN INSULT

BUCKY BARNES: w-w-wait you need 5 of me?

TONY STARK: you were being mean to Peter, that's 5 dollars

PETER PARKER: haha yay

SHURI: crap

PETER PARKER: hey mr Stark can you buy me a birthday cake?

TONY STARK: uh..its not your birthday

PETER PARKER: the cake doesn't know that 🤷‍♂️

TONY STARK: touché

PETER PARKER: hehehE

TONY STARK: hey doc

DOCTOR STRANGE: Stark.

TONY STARK: Youre a wizard right?

DOCTOR STRANGE: well..protector and supreme- yes, sure.

TONY STARK: and you go to a magic school right?

DOCTOR STRANGE: not really a school but sure

TONY STARK: so what house are you in?

DOCTOR STRANGE: pardon?

TONY STARK: Like whats your house

DOCTOR STRANGE: I- im not Harry Potter...

TONY STARK: oh

TONY STARK: so you don't have like..Hogwarts houses or something

DOCTOR STRANGE: no..

TONY STARK: lame

PETER PARKER: guys guys guys I have a new motto!

STEVE ROGERS: let's hear it

PETER PARKER: life is like a game of chess!

BUCKY BARNES: I don't know how to play chess..

PETER PARKER: I was going to say my reasoning behind the motto but- I like your idea better Mr Winter Soldier

BUCKY BARNES: thank you, but I am no longer the winter soldier

SAM WILSON: iM jAmEs buCkY bArNes anD YOurE pArT oF mY eFFoRtS TO mAKe AmMenDs

BUCKY BARNES: hey-

SAM WILSON: you practiced that line in front of me literally 50 times

BUCKY BARNES: b-but

PETER PARKER: uhm alr I'm tired I'm gonna go

SHURI: wait peter what's your sleep schedule?

PETER PARKER: sleep is for the weak

SHURI: well no because sleeping actually helps heal your body and lets many essential organs and muscles and neurons and things to rest. And you'll die if you don't sleep

PETER PARKER: ...

SHURI: but cmon what's ur sleep schedule

PETER PARKER: I uh have it scheduled for the 18th

SHURI: 🤦‍♀️