𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 || post endgame

Bullying

BRUCE BANNER: okay guys. Who did you look up to most as a child and why?

TONY STARK: my parents...because they were taller than me

PETER PARKER: 😂

THOR: 🤣

PETER PARKER: I mean, can't relate because...yknow but I looked up to Tony..because he's Tony :)

TONY STARK: Aw thanks kid

PETER PARKER: AHHHH MR STARK THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!

TONY STARK: and what do you want me to do

PETER PARKER: KILL IT!

TONY STARK: ...you're literally SPIDER-man

THOR: since, uh, when? I thought he was called Little Arachnid..

PETER PARKER: IM SPIDER-MAN BUT IM TERRIFIED OF SPIDERSSSS

TONY STARK: WHAT THE HELL KID-

PETER PARKER: MR STARK PLEASE COME QUICK

TONY STARK: I'm coming 🤦‍♂️

SAM WILSON: wait...if I punch myself in the face, and it hurts...am I strong or weak?

BUCKY BARNES: strong.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: weak.

PETER PARKER: a dumbass 🤣

SAM WILSON: ah look it's SpiderMan who's scared of spiders. Did daddy Tony kill the itsy bitsy spider for baby Peter?

PETER PARKER: yes he did...BUT COME ON, DONT TELL ME THAT IF A FALCON CAME CHARGING AT YOU GOING 60 MPH RIGHT NOW YOU WOULDNT BE SCARED

SAM WILSON: ITS A BIRD-

PETER PARKER: SPIDERS ARE LITERAL DEMONS-

SAM WILSON: so you're a demon?

PETER PARKER: I- 🤨🤭😑

SAM WILSON: eeeyyy

TONY STARK: everyone! I'm doing a test on Bucky

STEVE ROGERS: test?! What test? Did I authorize this? What are you trying to do?

TONY STARK: calm down, Cap.

TONY STARK: Barnes, you have 10 cookies, and someone asks for two. How many do you have?

BUCKY BARNES: 10.

TONY STARK: ok, what if someone forcefully takes two cookies? Then how many do you have?

BUCKY BARNES: still 10 cookies. And a dead body.

TONY STARK: 😶 Yep it's official. Bucky is still psycho

STEVE ROGERS: Tony-

BUCKY BARNES: fiNaLLy sOmeBoDY sAiD iT!

STEVE ROGERS: what?

BUCKY BARNES: nothing.. :)

STEVE ROGERS: Tony you should really try being nice to people

TONY STARK: wdym I am nice to people

NATASHA ROMANOFF: oh btw, Tony, you were looking a little down this morning so I made you some cookies

TONY STARK: DAM IT NAT WHY ARE YOU SMOTHERING ME

STEVE ROGERS: 🤦‍♂️

NATASHA ROMANOFF: 🤷‍♀️

PETER PARKER: guys, I just got back from collecting the mail. I think our mail carrier hates me ever since I asked her when her baby was due

STEVE ROGERS: she wasn't pregnant

TONY STARK: no HE was not- 😂

SHURI: hey Peter the dumb baboon

PETER PARKER: why are you such a bully 😢

SHURI: I'm not a bully, I'm just honest

PETER PARKER: you just called me a baboon-

SHURI: it's not my fault you look like one

TONY STARK: woah- hey

PETER PARKER: Shuri, has anyone ever called you beautiful

SHURI: mmm not that I can recall, no

PETER PARKER: 🤷‍♂️ at least you're surrounded by honest people ;) ;)

TONY STARK: should I be concerned

SHURI: you weren't already?