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This is not the same as my first Instagram one. When it is bold, they are verified now. Vote for one of these; Parley, SpideyPool, Spideychelle, No ship, Any ship you want, comment. Changing all usernames

Spider-Man- Spooder-Man

I_Am_Iron_Man stays the same

TheBossPPotts - Pepper Potts

Thor- PoptartsRBetterThanPeople

Bruce Banner - TheDocKnowsBest

Natasha Romanoff - Nat_Bish

Shuri- MemeKween

Peter Parker - Peter_Parkour (Real original i know)

Harley Keener - PotatoGunsRLegitness

Flash Thompson - YouKnowItsFlash

MJ (Michelle Jones) Itz_MJ_Losers             

Steve Rogers - Steeb_Rogers                                                                                                                                    Bucky Named Steve- Steve named Bucky

Bucky Barnes - Buckaroo_Barnes

Tony Stark - YouKnowWhoIAm (He just had to have 2 accounts

Matt Murdock - DareYaImBlind

Clint Barton - Hawk_IveHadEnough

Carol Danvers - MarvelingAtTheSky (Lol)

Doctor Strange - SorcererNotWizard 

Wanda Maximoff - WitchOne?

Loki - MischiefManaged

Ant-Man - WhoAmI

Scott Lang - ScottyBoy

Peter Quill/StarLord- Footloose

Vision - ICanSeeYou

Rocket - NotARacoon

Groot- IAmGroot

Gamora - LooksLikeSheHulk

Drax - AwesomeDrax

T'Challa - StopShuri

Nick Fury - Fury-ous

Deadpool - AliveLand

    (If Im forgetting one just tell me)



@Peter_Parkour

@ Peter_Parkour

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@ Peter_Parkour

What up. I'm 19. My name is Jared, and I never fridging learned how to read. @MemeKween and  @PotatoGunsRLegitnessHK and @GuyInTheChair @Itz_MJ_Bishes 

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@Itz_MJ_Losers- Hey Loser why'd you tag me

@Peter_Parkour- @Itz_MJ_Losers Cuz I can MJ 

@DrewTanaka- Ugh! So hot. Wanna go out some time baby?

@PotatoGunsRLegitness- @DrewTanaka He wouldn't wanna go out with you, I'm sure of it

@DrewTanaka - @PotatoGunsRLegitness @Peter_Parkour How do you know? Plus of course he would. I'm hot. He is too, so why wouldn't he.  Answer Peter_Parkour

@Peter_Parkour- @DrewTanaka He is right

@DrewTanaka- Ugh Whatever (Dies in a hole,)

@Footloose - Hey Little Pete!

@Peter_Parkour - @Footloose Hey Big Pete! Where you at?

@Footloose - @Peter_Parkour I'm on Terra, I'm visiting at the tower, you coming?

@Peter_Parkour - @Footloose   Yeah dur Sherlock im in the kitchen, Steve forgot to hide the donuts

@Footloose - @Peter_Parkour :D :O He did! Coming save me a few!

@Peter_Parkour - @Footloose Okie hurry

@Steeb_Rogers - @Peter_Parkour @Footloose Don't steal my donuts! They're mine and Bucky's

@AliveLand - Hey Petey Pie! The author's fingers are tired, are you almost done talking?

@FourthWall - @AliveLand Dont break me please. *Snaps fingers* This and the last message never happened.

@OverTheCindyMoon -@Peter_Parkour Oh my like God! Four famous people commented on your post and youre not like freaking out!

*Peter proceeds to ignore this comment*

@KillYaWithABlueHairbrush - You're pretty o-o 0.0

@Peter_Parkour - @KillYaWithABlueHairbrush thanks!

@BlueCookies- I'm straight and have a girlfriend but u legit made me gay for a few seconds there, ( None of these are me, I'm a girl and a single pringle, and straight)

@Peter_Parkour- @BlueCookies thank you dude, I know Im hawt. (Jus kiddin)

@YouKnowItsFlash- Lookin ugly as always Penis (Forgive my language, I hate this word) 

@Peter_Parkour- @YouKnowItsFlash Awe thanks Eugene, my self esteem is just rising!

@Nat_Bish - @YouKnowItsFlash Call my ребенок паук (Rebenok pauk for those who want to know how its spelled and pronounced (Def is baby spider)) that again and youre dead. 

@Hawk_IveHadEnough- @YouKnowItsFlash Dont bully her ребенок паук. She'll kill you in a Flash (ironic huh)  

@I_Am_Iron_Man- Dont mess with him, or i'll track you down and you wont live to see another day.

*Flash soils his panties* 

@Peter_Parker- Thanks guys, but you dont need to protect me.


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@Steeb_Rogers

@Steeb_Rogers

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@Steeb_Rogers

Peter is trying to explain to Bucky why he had our donuts. @Footloose ran as soon as we got in the room, @Peter_Parkour didn't see us until we were right beside him.

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Sorry it took so long to update! Just been busy.





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