Beyblade Burst/Evolution/Turbo/Rise/Surge memes and etc. Part 2

Recruitment

* At the dread tower *

Phi: So you all must be wondering why we gathered you all here?

Hyde: I wouldn't exactly say gathered,you both threatened us-

Lui: AS YOU ALL KNOW that we have carefully drafted a 15 day riot for world domination.

Phi: We need allies. So you all will go through tests-

Valt: I DIDN'T STUDY!

Lui: You pass you get to join us.

Phi: You fail- you die.

Both: LET'S UNLEASH HELL!

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Lui: What can you do?

Silas: I prevented a murder today.

Phi: How so?

Silas: Self control.

Lui:

Phi:

Lui: I think he'll be perfect for handling others.

Phi: You're in!

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Diago: You call it a near death experience....

Diago: I call it a vibe check from God!

Lui: * eye twitches *

Phi: You're in.

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Lui: PREPARE TO FEEL VERY BAD ABOUT YOURSELF!

Kyle: I've been preparing for that my entire life!

Phi: You're in!

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Aiger: If someone questions your black clothes and asks, " Whose funeral is it? "

Aiger: Look around and say, " I haven't decided yet "

Aiger: It's always a good response.

Phi: What's wrong with you?

Phi: You're in!

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Wakiya: You both should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics!

Lui: What makes you think that?

Wakiya: I've great hair and I love lying.

Phi: Fine. You're in!

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Lui: Now Zac, what'll you say if the police comes for interrogation?

Zac: I was busy all day officer.

Phi: That's it?

Zac: You can check my browser history. If you know what I mean.

Phi: That's not that good of an excuse-

Lui: That's EXACTLY how he managed to stall Kurenai. By saying senseless things.

Phi: Ok you can stall the police.... You're in!

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Valt: Does it involve breaking the law?

Lui: By now isn't that a given?

Dante: I mean I don't know......

Hyde: WHAT KIND OF TEST IS THIS!? YOU BOTH ARE JUST RECRUITING PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING SENSELESS THINGS!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Phi: Seriously brother calm down.

Lui: Ya we are just checking their audacity. The people who we have recruited so far, were choosen purely on the basis of their willingness to do senseless things.

Evel: So, you both choose them because they won't hesitate to do dangerous and risky things?

Phi: Exactly. The crazier they're, the more fearless they're.

Lui: In short they won't chicken out.

Xander: And on what basis are you recruiting us?

Lui: You all don't have a choice.

Phi: We need an army, we're short of people. Why else do you think we recruited Arthur? We had to lower our standards.

Lui: Desperate times calls for Desperate measure. Besides we are gonna sacrifice him as well. In preparation of war!

Clio: Who is gonna sacrifice him?

Jin: We both can do that. Our last ritual was quite successful.

Lui: Fantastic! You all are in!

Xander and Hyde: But-

Lui: YOU. ALL. ARE. IN!!!

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Lui: Ok we have no idea why you all are here.

Ranjiro: My airhead bestfriend is already in. I can't let him do all the nonsense alone.

Rantaro: I just came here to make sure my brother doesn't die-

Ken: We all know it's because of Wakiya....

Rantaro: NO!

Ken: I just thought this was a get together.....

Ben: I'm here because Ken is here.

Pheng I can pull on pranks on anyone and everyone!

Hikaru: Aiger is here, it means it's cool!

Hyuga: I just followed Hikaru.

Ren Wu: Can I practice my martial arts here?

Phi: No one is stopping you.

Lui: Well I guess, you're all in!

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Trad: Even though I'm strongly against your plan, I can give pep talk to people.

Phi: You want to join us just so you can give pep talk?

Trad: Finally someone will listen to me.

Lui: Yeah we're listening, give us a sample.

Trad: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die!

Phi * impressed *: Succinct and informative!

Lui: YOU'RE IN!

Trad: Finally! A place where my talents will be appreciated.

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Boa: The revolt was a success! Everyone is ready to be a part of your riot!

Phi: Excellent. Just out of curiosity, does your army has any special qualities to offer?

Boa: They'll provide muscle strength. I personally don't know about each one of them but I'm really smart, I can do long division!

Lui: You're also wearing SpongeBob socks....

Boa: I said I was smart, not mature.

Lui: I like you, you're in!