Beyblade Burst/Evolution/Turbo/Rise/Surge memes and etc. Part 2

Dread tower

(A/N): Nothing much, just a 'regular' day at the dread tower.

Hyde: Sooooooo.

Phi: So?

Hyde: Where are my cookies?

Phi: What cookies?

Hyde: I don't know my CHOCO CHIP CINNAMON FLAVOURED ALMOND PEPPERMINT COOKIES!?!?

Phi: That- sounds like an abomination.

Hyde: I KNOW YOU TOOK THEM!

Phi: Why on earth would I take such a disgrace of a cookie?

Hyde: IT'S NOT A DISGRACE! IT'S DELICIOUS!

Phi: Peppermint and chocolate chip? YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TASTE!

Hyde: Says the man who eats PLAIN LAY'S CHIPS WITH KETCHUP!

*Meanwhile in Evel's laboratory*

Count Nightfell: * eating Hyde's cookies* These are fine I guess.

Evel: They are disgusting.

Count Nightfell: Do all of you have a peculiar taste in food?

Evel: * eating peanut butter covered strawberries * What makes you think that?

Count Nightfell: * points at Kyle* Him.

Kyle: * eating Mac and Cheese with Honey *

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Count Nightfell: Thank you for showing me around.

Hyde: No problem, and this is the torture room.

Count Nightfell: .......

Count Nightfell: I don't wish to sound rude but....... why start with this room?

Hyde: I don't usually do tours but when Phi showed Lui around this was his favourite room.

Hyde: Followed by the Dungeons. Which btw is a mini torture room, only cozier.

Hyde: Over there is the stimulation machine.

Count Nightfell: What does it do?

Hyde: Nothing much, it just brain washes people.

Count Nightfell:

Hyde: Then there's the weapon gallary.

Count Nightfell: I'm sorry, a gallery?

Hyde: Yes, father's finest collection.

Count Nightfell: This.....is an interesting place.

Hyde: This is one of the guest rooms. You can stay here.

Count Nightfell: Thank you-

Hyde: Just don't open the almirah.

Count Nightfell: Why?

Hyde: It's a booby trap. But I don't really remember what it does. Maybe it opens a secret passage which leads to the boiler's room. Or maybe it just activates the shooting.

Count Nightfell:

Hyde: Don't worry. Guest rooms are the least weird ones. You should see Phi's bedroom- actually on second thoughts, don't. It's the real place of horrors.

Phi: Not as creepy as your drawings.

Count Nightfell: Where did you come from?

Hyde: Oh, you must have used the cellar.

Count Nightfell: But I thought you had dungeons.

Phi: That's in the east side. We are currently standing in the north side.

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Kyle: So what's your latest invention?

Evel: I fixed the furnace.

Kyle: That's not an invention. Wait- what happened to the furnace?

Evel: Hyde threw Phi's violin in it.

Kyle: So?

Evel: So Phi tried to throw in Hyde's desk. Which might have some unknown substance in it which got stuck to the furnace's surface.

Kyle:

Kyle: Is there any chance that that unknown substance was polyester?

Evel: There's 99.99% chances actually.

Kyle: I KNEW THAT BITCH HYDE TOOK MY MASK AND SCARF!

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Hyde: Do you think we should de-clutter or remodel?

Phi: Everything?

Hyde: Yes, everything.

Phi: Including Father's study?

Hyde:

Hyde: Yeah, I'm not touching that.

Lui: You never showed me your father's study though.

Count Nightfell: Where did you come from?

Lui: The underground bunker.

Count Nightfell: I'm sorry from where now?

Lui: The underground bunker. That said, where did you come from?

Count Nightfell: I fell from the attic.

Hyde: What were you doing in the attic?

Count Nightfell: I don't know, I was in the kitchen.

Phi: Where you trying to steal  Evel's strawberry and blue berry flavoured cinnamon rolls?

Count Nightfell: Maybe-

Lui: Huh, last time the ropes threw me in the library.

Count Nightfell: You guys have a library?

Phi: We have a garden too.

Hyde: Filled with carnivorous plants and rose bushes.

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Evel: I would like to take a few samples of carnivorous plants from your garden.

Hyde: Why?

Evel: So I can extract their acids and venom, if they have one. I'm making a machine which will be the combination of the furnace, the crusher and a fire bomb.

Kyle: Will this be like your previous machine that was supposed to make S'mores but instead the marshmallows somehow turned pink which gave Hyde food poisoning and then exploded on the 4th day almost killing me?

Evel: Perhaps.

Phi: Go for it.