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by Furioushk

by Furioushk

                                    
                                              Dante: So I finally found a way to give Lui a gift!
                          Free: How?
                          Dante: I'll trick him into it.

                          Free: That's......not gonna work....
                          Dante: If he thinks it's not a gift then he'll-
                          Free: Open it.
                          Dante: Exactly!
                          Dante: So I left a cardboard box in his room with no message on it. Just a note that says 'open it' with my left hand.
                          Free: Do you know that Lui had been watching a lot of crime documentaries lately?
                          Dante: Yes....?
                          Free: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in his room on a random Tuesday, with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person?
                          Dante: Mm-hmm.
                          Lui * running out of his room *: Bomb! There's a bomb! Everyone out! Let's go! Let's go! This is not a drill! Let's go!
                          Dante: ...............
                          Free: Great gift, kid.
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                          Naoki: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
                          Gwyn: I would say infinitesimally.
                          Kyle: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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                          Ranjiro: Let's get personal. What's the hardest thing for you to say?
                          Fubuki: I need help.
                          Suoh: I was wrong.
                          Aiger: Worcestershire sauce.
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                          Phi: Hello, brother. Suprised to see me?
                          Hyde: Well, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times, so, yes.
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                          Shu: Ok, let's see. Ok the turkey is in the oven. The stuffing's ready.
                          Valt: You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year.
                          Shu:
                          Valt: I'm serious, let me do something. Just not the turkey. Nothing high profile.
                          Shu: Ok, let's see. Oh, the cranberry sauce.
                          Shu: It's easy to make, and no one really cares about it.
                          Valt:
                          Valt: Tell me more.
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                          Fumiya: I love musical theatre.
                          Arman: Oh, you must be a great singer then!
                          Fumiya: You could not be more wrong.
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                          Robber: Alright kids, give me your money!
                          Diago: No.
                          Wakiya: What do you mean 'no'!?
                          Wakiya: I knew you'd be my death, Diago Kurogami!