Smol

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by Furioushk

by Furioushk

                                    
                                              * Tribute to all the smol people *
                          Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all the small objects are secured.
                          Arman: * looks at Dante *

                          Dante: What?
                          Arman: Do you feel safe?
                          Dante: I'll hit you.
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                          * Everybody spilling eachother's secrets *
                          Cuza: Valt entered a smol bean contest and won!
                          Valt: Cuza came in second and cried!
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                          Diago: I hate you with every inch of my body.
                          Wakiya: That's not a lot of inches.
                          Diago:
                          Diago: * pulls out a gun *
                          Wakiya: * runs *
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                          Silas: Anyone under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like what're you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
                          Lui: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
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                          Bell: I am going to strangle you!
                          Ranzo: You can't even reach my neck.
                          Bell, hissing: You have sunk low enough for me to reach.
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                          Rantaro: Why is there blood on the floor?
                          Hikaru: *Wiping blood off his fingers* Someone called Hyuga short and made him cry.
                          Rantaro: Ohk- WAIT WHAT!? WHO WOULD DARE TO MAKE HIM CRY!? GIVE ME A NAME-

                          *Shout-out to all the smol people out there!*