Bargain Queen

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di Furioushk

di Furioushk

* At the store *

Silas: How much is it?

Trad: Wait. Let me try.

Trad: How much is it?

Shopkeeper: $200

Trad: We'll give you $10

Shopkeeper: I'm sorry sir, we can't sell you this item like this.

Trad: Do you have anything here for $10?

Shopkeeper: Uh, yes. I've these two rather beautiful $5 bills.

Trad: We'll give you $1 for them.

Shopkeeper: ...........

Silas: I don't know him! I don't know him! I don't know him! I don't know him!