Them as things ive heard while at school

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Dream : * points at kid that doesn't have a dad * " Guess what my dad went to go buy milk last night when we ran out and he actually came back Haha loser "

Sapnap : * pounces on a random guy in the hall *

Karl : " guys I've had 5 monsters today and i think I'm going to have a heart attack " * proceeds to Google how many monsters can give you a heart attack *

Ranboo:  " My mom tried to hide my phone, well guess what bitches ? , YA BOI FOUND HIS PHONE IN HER PURSE HAHA FUCK YOU MOM "

Bad boy halo : " DONT FLIP HIM OFF WERE CHILDREN FOR CHRISTS SAKE "

Tommy and tubbo " no we will not stop holding each others hand , excuse me this seems homophobic to me "

Big Q : * Yells across the class room * "PSST PSST GUYS I THINK IM HIGH "

Wilbur : " guys look " *opens backpack and shows little kitten w a harness and leash on * " her name is noodles "

Gogy : " I dont know what you guys are talking about , I'm always this seggsy  "

Niki : " yea guys are hot but have u seen women ?" *moans*

Jschlatt: " I know what dark humor is and that is just wrong "

Jack : " look I know how to put a clarinet togeth- uh milo I think I just broke the wooden thingy " * points at Reed *

Hope u enjoy kidz * btw the wilbur one is real it was a half say so they got away w it *

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