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Them as things ive heard at school part 2

Hi I really liked making part 1 to this so if you would like more parts of this in the future let me know :)

Tommy: " listen I get bitches all the time girls love me for example , Hey you * gets a girls attention * your my girlfriend now "

Ranboo : " The only reason you're in our friend group is because you also have issues ok so don't feel special "

Wilbur : * watching an animal documentary in class * " YES KILL THAT MF DEER "

Dream : "Listen guys I dont think I'm gay but I'd totally hookup with that guy "

Tubbo : " If you kill that bee I will bark at you "

Niki : * making flour crowns with the special ED kids * ( a/n me and my friend group actually do this because people are mean to them for no reason and that's just disgusting they deserve to be treated the same )

George : " yes I have a crush on my bestie so what dumbass"

Quackity : " listen someone stole my caprisun and if you dont tell me who did it I'm gonna have to start killing people "

Philza : * has two 3 of his friends following him * "will you three stop following me im not not your dad and I'm trying to talk to the girl I like "

Wilbur: * grabs backpack * "I will fucking shoot you "

Jack : " stop being such a sussy baka oh my god "

Sapnap : " listen man I was asleep for the whole class so if you could fill me in that would be great "

Schlatt : * in deep voice * " listen here discord kitten "

Karl : * meows at teacher *

Minx : * crying * "listen here you stupid fuck that actually hurt my feelings "

I hope you enjoyed
Lol just realized that I put Wilbur in twice but idc lol