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them as things ive heard/seen at school

Wilbur :
"Woman scare me "

Big q :
" shit if he's stupid than what the fuck am I? "

Karl :
"Actually they go by they/them pronouns and if you can't respect that than we are going to have a problem here "

Niki :
* helps a person who got there period get the necessities that they needed *

Tommy :
" hey dickhead if you have nothing nice to say about them I've got a suggestion for you , shut the fuck up "

Sapnap:
"Yo I just took a fat shit in that bathroom so I'd advise you to go use the other one "

Tubbo and ranboo :
*making flower chains with a friend *

Dream:
" bro that sounds like cap you know what else is cap ?, the fact that I've got a big p- I mean the fact that I've got a small pp"

George:
" you know coach , this whole running thing seems like a fun thing but * hits stomach * I-im afraid I need to go to sit this one out "

Philza :
"Yea maybe is you hadn't drank both of those monsters at once you wouldn't be dying rn "