Special Story : Simp?, Drip , and Great Coochie Wars?

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Ivan POv

I was having my day until I found some sort of space craft and I entered there finding a guy with feet and color. Is he some kind of Space man? With a shoes? I evaluated that space man. 

And then after evaluating I found an old man

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And then after evaluating I found an old man. He was wrinkly and with glasses. He was telling something about Coochie? And Jesus? Is he somewhat Catholic?...

Then I listened to the old man with glasses

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Then I listened to the old man with glasses.

??? : There I was back to back with Jesus. bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus "I need a melee weapon.".  Never in my life have i seen a mexican throw a scandal so fast in my life. but I killed over 6000 prostitutes that day yes sir it went down in history as the great Coochie war....

Then after that I left quickly and found another space craft. I inspected it. And the word on the ship said Simp?...

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(A/n: Ignore Sasuke and I love Devilartemis Videos!)

Ivan :  Hmm... This ship is interesting

And then I hide and started to go back quickly to home ... Thats ends oddly enough...










Sorryyy short story... Im still.alive... Still kickin... I'm going to take some rest..  I know I wanted to do the plot continuations... I know.... But right Now I'm just watching Unlimited Blades Works Abridged about Kazuki being " Manic Pixie Dream Girl" or something... Anyways see ya. Author out....

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