this feels like a bad time for it to not be peter (wrong number)

Perculiar circumstances

rosie: hey pete, hypothetically speaking what should i do with an unconscious body of a bad guy

unknown: this feels like a really bad time for me to not be pete

rosie: oh shoot... that was very much hypothetical, i even started by saying it was hypothetical please don't alert the authorities... unless your the authorities...are you the authorities?

unknown:define authorities?

rosie:people who arrest fifteen year old females for knocking out bad guys?

unknown:then no, no need to fear

rosie:oh thank thor

unknown:thor?

rosie:yeah he's the norse god of like hammers and very much attractive

unknown:right okay...

Natashas pov:

"THOR!" natasha bellowed from the living room of the avengers compound.
"YES LADY NATASHA" he replied with an obnoxiously loud tone despite having just walked into the same room as natasha
"i found one of your fan girls, described you as and i quote 'very much attractive'"
"well isn't that splendid news lady natasha, is she a friend of yours? i had not realised you had any relations with people outside the compound"
"she's a new acquaintance is suppose"
"i'm glad to see you making new friends lady natasha, i always feared you were quite lonely"
"well way to sugar coat it"
"i am sorry if you deemed that somewhat offensive, i am not yet aware of the social norms of midgard"
"you know i'll find it in my heart to forgive you"
"i am very grateful natasha"
as thor thanked natasha for her understanding, natasha noticed the increasing amount of notifications on her phone

rosie: hey unkown where'd you go
did i upset you?
i promise i didn't mean to
sorry but i don't really have anything to do peters my only friend and i seemingly don't have his number
also i finished all my schoolwork during the night
not during the night i mean... i slept you know 8 hours
is 8 hours the normal amount?
i slept
are you upset
i feel like your upset
i really didn't meant to upset you i'm really really sorry

unkown:woah you didn't upset me
sorry for panicking you i promise i'm not upset

rosie:few okay i feel relieved now
anything i should call you, unkown feels kind of weird

uknown: you can just call me red i suppose

rosie changed unknown to red
rosie:okay pronouns

red:she\her
what are yours?

rosie:also she\her
i dont want to come across as nosey but i am a very open person to what my friends would describe as a 'very very bad' degree so feel free to ask away

red:right well if your calling me red, what should i call you?

rosie:rosie
wait i wasn't meant to give my actual name
roseanne
no wait that's worse because its my full name
frick this women could be a pedo... oh my thor mj would be so disappointed

red:well rosie no need to fear i am not a pedo
i am beginning to understand what your friends meant about openness

rosie:that feels like something a pedo would say...

red:that is very very true

rosie:huh... oh well i have to go no ms.red i'll ttyl if that's okay...only if its okay

red:its okay rosie

rosie: :)