this feels like a bad time for it to not be peter (wrong number)

introducing, the avengers

wandas pov

11:37
i was eating a snack in the kitchen whilst talking to nat and steve when my phone lit up from a notification. i knew it couldn't be from the avengers groupchat so 1.someone was actually bleeding out and somehow decided i was best equip to save them or 2.rosie. now despite only knowing rosie for a week or so, i was falling for her. even from our small interactions online and our breath conversations via the phone, i knew that i was incredibly fond of her. i could only hope she felt the same. anyway, a notification

rosie <3
rosie:hi
thank you for facetiming me
i had an excellent slumber due to it

wanda:you only slept for an hour?

rosie:it was atleast an hour and a half
and my shift at the restaurant starts a three anyway

wanda:your still going in?

rosie:someone has to pay for the bills
do you know why the avengers gc is so quiet
i want to introduce myself but dont want it to be awkward

wanda:i may or may not have told them not to text it until your awake as to not disturb you

rosie:that's very kind of you wanda
but you didn't have to

wanda:i know but i wanted to
ill give them permission to type again and hopefully it will give you an opportunity to introduce yourself

rosie:thanks wands ttyl <3

wanda:bye rose <3

and with that i slid my phone into my pocket and made my way into the living room. most of the avengers were already in there, nat and steve still in the kitchen chatting, bruce and tony presumably in a lab somewhere and clint being clint scurrying around in the vents. everyone else was infront of the tv watching something, whilst doing various other activities simultaneously. thor, like myself was having a snack, however instead of  an apple, he had pop tarts. apparently natashas healthy eating shit didn't apply to him because 'he's a god' blah blah blah. i would go against natasha, however that woman is incredibly terrifying and i feel as if she could silently kill me in my sleep. "ATTENTION EVERYONE" they all looked at me "FEEL FREE TO RESUME TEXTING ON THE GROUPCHAT, ROSIE WILL INTRODUCE HERSELF SHORTLY" and with that i could hear murmurs around the room as natasha approached me
"she didn't sleep very long" it sounded like a statement but i assumed she expected a response
"she starts work soon, 3-7"
"3 isnt soon"
"if she says shes okay we just have to hope shes telling the truth"
"in like her second text to me she said she got 10 hours of sleep a week"
"10 HOURS A WEEK" i didn't realise i was suddenly raising my voice
"what's happening for 10 hours a week" steve perked up
"i want people running, cycling or swimming for 10 hours a week. with all the weight lifting i dont think any of you guys are getting enough cardio. you can pair off and make it fun, races etc. its not that bad"natasha quickly replied. it seemed like she was already planning it anyway
"i think that's a great idea nat"steve piped up "who does everyone want to pair with"
"can i pair with rosie if i convince her to come to the compound after with me to eat" i said specifically to nat, my voice lowered so only we could hear
"that is a great idea wanda" she replied
"rosies gonna come to eat" peter perked up, a smile spread across his face, that kid and his heightened senses
"hopefully" nat replied, "okay so other pairs we'll pair, no friends, just people who match your stamina, speed or training habits"
"steve just said we could pick" sam piped up, i was slowly becoming conscious of rosies desire to introduce herself, however we still had a while until it hit 3 and the restaurant she worked at was only 10 mins away,
"well steve lied to you sam, cry me a river" fitness fanatic nat was slightly intimidating due to her high levels of investment
"sam you can be with steve" she quickly added
"woah what about matching speed and stamina, a freaking super soldier really nat"
"hey hey you two are the only people who will be awake before 7 to run, what did you expect"
"touché natasha touché"
"okay now sams done being a baby"she quickly shot him a look "the other pairs are peter and bucky, clint and myself and whenever carol and thor are on earth they can pair off. hopefully wanda will be with rosie. remember 10 hours a week and i will be counting" and with that natasha grabbed her phone and left the room, presumably to text the groupchat

avengers                (six original, sam, bucky, peter, wanda and rosie)

wanda:hello everyone who wasn't just in the living room
feel free to type again

natasha:also bruce and tony 10 hours of cardio a week ordered by me and steve
and don't give any were scientists
we have suits or can turn into big green gamma monsters shit
i dont care

tony:i-
i will make no promises but can try

natasha:i will accept
you and bruce are buddies so do it together

tony:okay
fine

wanda:anyway...
hi rosie :)

rosie:hi :)
hello everyone i am rosie
i'm not sure what you've heard about me but knowing pete probably a lot

peter:yeah i told them everything i knew about you

rosie:even the-

natasha:vigilante thing
yes, yes he did

rosie:okay cool
cool

sam:hi rosie i am sam

bucky:bucky

steve:steve

rosie:okay keep going so i can update you names instead of numbers please

tony:tony stark
emphasis on stark

bruce:bruce banner

rosie:OMG THE SCIENTIST

bruce:that's the one

rosie:HOLY MOLY NONE OF YOU SAID YOU KNOW BRUCE BANNER
I LOVE YOUR WORK HOLY WOW WOWOWOWOW

tony:i dont think i've ever seen bruce smile this much
just made his year kid

natasha:yeah not sure he's had a fan girl before

rosie:did pete not react like this?
he loves his work too
he read it when he was...

peter:13
you read it when you were 12 *yawn*

rosie:dont worry pete you are no less adequate

tony:ummm... you understood it then?

rosie:yeah it was great
very good distraction from the death of both my parents :)

tony:natasha where'd you find this kid?

natasha:listen she just texted me apparently peter can't write 4s

peter:that's very true
i lost 2% on a test the other day because i couldn't read my numbers right

rosie:sucks to suck

natasha:rosie dont be rude

rosie:sorry
sorry peter for being rude

peter:its okay

tony:i have so many questions
so so many questions
so rosie, you can lift a car

rosie:yeah
i mean i can lift heavier stuff too but its not as easily accessible
how does one go about selling a car for scraps by the way?

tony:why are you selling a car for scraps kid?

rosie:1.its my uncles old car and he died two days ago so can't use it 2.i need money and 3.i can't drive so have no use for a car except a very expensive weight

tony:i-
is no one else concerned

sam:me steve and bucky are sat together
we are all concerned

rosie:well bye guys i got to get to work

tony:okay bye kid

as tony said that all we could hear was "NATASHA WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS KID AND WHY HASNT SHE MOVED IN YET" and steve swiftly interjecting with
"LANGUAGE" before nat went on to respond, no longer shouting due to the fact tony, bruce and clint had entered the living room waiting to hear where natasha found 'this kid'