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Chatroom 12

( Squirrely has logged on )
( Squirrely has invited Loki)
( Squirrely has invited Joker)
( Squirrely has invited Khan)
(Squirrely has invited Moriarty)

Squirrely : Today's chat is Villains

Loki: I only vaguely know of Khan. Only that he is Sherlocks twin.

Khan: mm..yes you must be Tom?

Loki: I AM NOT THAT MERE MORTAL! I AM LOKI! OF ASGARD! AND I AM BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE

Squirrely : LOKI! We talked about the caps!

Khan: And who is this Joker? Is he a Jack of some sorts?

Joker: Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. 

Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier. 
HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Squirrely : JOKER! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!

Joker:........fine....

Loki: 0o0 Oh my gosh she uses it on you too!?

Khan: I thought I was the only one?!

Moriarty: What is this bottle? 0_o

Khan: Wait, who are you?

Moriarty : Jim Moriarty. Hi. 

Everyone: ......

Moriarty: Jim? Jim from the hospital? Huh. Did I really make such a fleeting impression? But then I suppose that was rather the point.
I don't like getting my hands dirty. I've given you a glimpse, Sherlock—just a teensy glimpse—of what I've got going on out there in the big bad world. I'm a specialist, you see. Like you.

Squirrely : Um...Moriarty. Sorry to burst your bubble,  but this is Khan from another world. He is Sherlocks twin.

Moriarty: ....oh.... -_-

Joker: So how is everyone here a villain?

Loki: I led an army into New York trying to rule the Earth. But the so called Avengers stopped me in my glorious ascend

Khan: To sum it all up, I am a space terrorist

Joker: Well I am the Joker. I blow stuff up and all. You know, the usual awesome maniac stuff >:)

Khan: What of you mortal? We have here a God, I'm an alien (sort of), and a maniac. What are you Moriarty?

Moriarty: I can open any door anywhere with a few tiny lines of computer code. No such thing as a private bank account now, they're all mine. No such thing as secrecy. I own secrecy. Nuclear codes. I could blow up NATO in alphabetical order. In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king, and honey.....

you should see me in a crown.

*Hears high squealing voices*

Villains: What on Earth was that?!

Squirrely : ugh! They are trying to hack now! Sorry boys, continue. I gotta take care of something real fast

(Squirrely is now in AFK)

Khan and Loki: What is AFK?

Moriarty : Away From Keyboard. She went somewhere real fast

Joker: So how did you all meet this Squirrely? 

Khan: I've heard of her for a while but didn't meet till a couple chats ago.

Loki: Same. She brought me on and I met Sherlock. He creeped me out and I left right after.

Moriarty: huh. I'm part of Sherlocks universe. I met her when Spock and Sherlock first met. I was watching them fight for a good half hour. Amusing really

Joker: I met with her long ago by another girl. But I haven't seen her in a while till now

Khan: ......

Loki:......

Moriarty: Why are you all so serious?

Joker: don't steal my lines!

Moriarty : hm. Whatever

Joker: Hey guys

Khan: What?

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?

Loki: Let me guess. From your rival Batman. Although we haven't met before, I've heard Midguardians say that all the time!

Joker: .....

Moriarty: So what is this spray bottle?

Loki: Oh my Gods! I do not know how but I repel it!

Khan: it is the scariest thing I have seen since I joined!

Moriarty : It's that bad?

Loki and Khan: YES

Joker: I've only experience the bottle once....and it was horrible. ... usually I laugh like a maniac when I am getting pummeled or to make them mad, but the bottle....*shudders*

Moriarty : Well why is it you fear it?

Khan: She somehow knows us too well. Too Well.

Loki: So well that when you are sprayed, your darkest nightmares, dreams and sometimes embarrassing moments pop in your head...

Joker: Not to mention the added pepper spray

Moriarty : ...lol...what happened when you got sprayed?

Loki: I...I don't want to talk about it

Khan: Nor I

Joker: *shudders*

Moriarty : Well I am going to give her a piece of my mind then :)

The 3 villains: NNNOOOOO!!

(Squirrely has rejoined)

Squirrely : What did I mi-

Moriarty : I find you dumb and a poor excuse to-

Squirrely : *Grabs bottle and sprays*

Moriarty : Aah! My eyes! Sh-Sherlock?! No don't touch that!

(Moriarty has logged off )

Squirrely : you told him off the bottle didn't you?

Villains: Yes ma'am!

Squirrely : Good job! Have some cookies and milk. *Gives*

Loki: YYYAAAAASSSS!!

Squirrely : Share Loki

Loki: ...fine...

Squirrely : Alright you 3 can enjoy those. I'm gonna go off now and close chat

Joker: Alright. Bye Squirrely!

Squirrely : Bye boys!