it all in the name also this is made by me and my sis @iwantorangejuice
also request are open for all characters even side characters (Miss Pauling, Merasmus)
Medic continued flipping channels on the tv. It was his day off don't you know?
"Looks like the sky is cl-"
*click*
"I always loved you, to-"
*click*
"Police officers are currently in a standoff with two mercenaries who have barricaded themselves within a Chic-Fil-A."
The doctor freezes when he sees security footage of the suspects. Though the video quality was bad, he could make out two figures wearing red. One hid behind a counter while the other wore a yellow hard hat, building dozens of; "...sentries?" His jaw drops. "Engi? Y/n?! This is actually really bad," Medic yells angerly before hastily buttoning his coat and equipping his gear. He continues grumbling about his ruined day off and how he can't catch a break until the newsman chimes in.
"We will be broadcasting the whole thing," the man covers over live footage of all 24 sentries gunning down a single brave police officer within seconds. Everyone in the news studio resists their laughter, but the medic couldn't.
He sits back down next to his medigun reassuring himself "Well I guess it isn't anything to worry about."
"In other news, a man with a balaclava was found dead in his home surrounded by jars of urine."
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Medic laughs nonchalantly and takes a sip of his beer. His expression briefly switches to a scowl. "Dummkopfs!" he exclaims before resuming a more peaceful state; as a madman does.
The beeps of 24 sentries emanated through the building. From on the counters, on the dining tables and some even mounted on the wall somehow. All of them searching for the next officer in navy blue to come stepping through the door. Their walkie talkies could be heard from inside the building as they continue to ask each other what to do. You and the engineer had gotten it down though. As you worked alongside your friend, the voice of scout rang in your ears. "Need a teleporter here!" He spoke in your mind so you echoed. "Engi! We need a teleporter to get out of here!"
With what kitchenware is left in the facility, Engineer attempts to build a teleporter to get his partner and himself out of the predicament that they had gotten into. Once he had finished its construction, you and him both eagerly waited for the teleporter to spin up and radiate the light to tell you it was working, but it never did. Engineer smacks himself in the forehead. No exit was constructed before they had left and there wasn't any way to get one at the base now.
Engineer swiftly pulls you into one of the restrooms to avoid the noise and any possible raids. He gently asks, "Now how are we gonna get out of this mess?" You only shrug your shoulders as you are still carrying a tank of sweet tea and are still at a loss for words so the engineer groans and continues pacing worriedly.
Volume begins to increase outside of the solid walls of the restroom. Law enforcement must have finally worked up the balls to try to get in again. Explosives began to go off sending both you and engi falling to the ground from the shaking foundation. Both of you shielded your heads with your hands at the loud boom echoing in the tile walls and floors.
"I think this might be the end of the line, partner," the engineer cried out loud enough for you to hear over the chaos. He crawls toward you on his belly as he anticipates his and your own demise.
You freaked out, "Wait! We'll respawn, won't we? What if it was accidently left on?!"
Engineer pauses his panic trying to recall if he shut it down after the last battle. Did he? Apparently, he couldn't remember. Either he was just overwhelmed by his surroundings or he actually didn't turn it off at all. "I suppose..."
"I've got an idea!" and with that you sprang into action, running around the soon to be crumbling building gathering the sweet tea dispensers you had stolen and placing them on the non-functional teleporter. The engineer tries to follow you yet he is lost. What were you doing?
You panted once you had a heaping pile of beverage tanks piled on top of the entrance teleporter. Though you were trying to catch your breath, you quickly explained to your cowboy partner, "let's just die," like it was a laughing matter.
"Well... I guess we don't have much choice now."
"That's the spirit!"
You tugged on the engineer's arm and pulled him with yourself in view of the glass doors where officers and riflemen sat waiting for such moment. Quickly you were both shot on sight.
. A flash of light and there you both were, confined to a different, sounder tile wall and ceiling.
Engineer wiped sweat off his forehead. "Well, I'll be. I guess I did forget to turn respawn off." He sat down on the bench next to the supply closet. The man picked up a water bottle that sat beside him and took a drink. Didn't matter who it belonged to after what had just happened. Your own celebration ended when you remembered the end goal of your plan.
"Hold on I'm not done yet!" You stated. Engineer gave you a puzzled look after he pulled his goggles off of his eyes. You continued, "The sweet tea! It's sitting on the teleporter. We need just need the exit and we can still have it!"
As if the engineer was programmed to build at your command, he started pulling metal out of the supply closet and quickly started the construction of the exit tele and soon it was done. You and the engineer both watched as it unraveled itself into a glow of red and a glorious stock of sweet tea manifested before your eyes. The engineer gave you a high five and laughed overjoyed by your success, "Well look at that!"
Glass shattered when your friendly teammate Demoman barged into the respawn room accompanied by the team doctor. Demoman ruptured with loud, drunken laughter next to a pretty frazzled medic who sat his gear down and became less frazzled at the sight of your freshly respawned bodies.
Demoman cheered with his bottle of booze in the air "Now that was a show, lad!" as he wiped a tear from the corner of his eye. Medic adjusted his glasses continuing to recompose himself.
"Ja. It was a good thing respawn was still on," Medic adds. He pauses. "...Wait," he gasps. You witness him pull out his bone saw and slowly turn around. You and Engi both lean to the side to see behind him and behold. Spy.
Spy stood there with his hands behind his back and a scowl on his face. Him and the doctor stare at each other for a moment before the madman shoves a whole bone saw through his chest cavity. Right through the sternum. Spy wriggles but the teeth of the blade don't let him go. He cries before he ragdolls into the ground. All four of you nod in a silent agreement and the engineer pulls a lever to turn off respawn before the French man can return. The silence sticks around as the medic escorts you, Engi and Demoman out of the room and tries to pretend that nothing ever happened.
Back in the bathroom where the first domino of the day toppled, you and the engineer were both wiping sweat and toilet water off your brows. The engineer looks at the final result of the day was proudly. He even gives you a noogie like you were his only son or something. "Now there's just one thing left to do."
Outside the restroom, sniper waits. His hands on his crotch anxiously waiting to use the newly installed pot. He manages to stand still when he watches you leave first and Engi emerges from the door second.
Engineer halts and stands in front of the door. He smirks and unsheathes a shotgun from behind his back. He holds it proudly and slowly steps to the side of the door, allowing the aussie to enter at long last.
