it all in the name also this is made by me and my sis @iwantorangejuice
also request are open for all characters even side characters (Miss Pauling, Merasmus)
Knowing this is a high school it would be SOME wut normal.... Right?
You walk in your classroom before the bell rings. Everything seems to be normal until you walk in your 5th period MATH class. You see your teacher with a green sweater and a long wooden ruler, he stares at you with a creepy blank look, watching you walk to your seat. Being the only student in the room you felt a heavy weight on you like your still being watched, when another student came in you felt a bit more comfortable, you looked up to the new kid that walked in and your immediate thought was 'Holy sh##, HE'S HOT'. He wore a cowboy hat and yellow shades. Only thing unusual about him was that he looked a little old to be in high school...Either way, you decided to cherish the first words he spoke to you, "G'day, mate. Toim for sum mafs."
The next few minutes of class was fine. "Now that everyone is here I will introduce myself, my name is Baldi and I will be your math teacher." Mr baldi walked around handing out paper with math problems a 5 year old can solve "Make sure you check your work before handing it in!"
(few minutes later)
The first student to hand in their work was a kid with a dark blue tuxedo and ski mask. Mr Baldi toke a glance at it, his normal expression turned to rage, Baldi forcefully pushed his chair and grabbed the long wooden ruler by his desk and slammed it into his hand making a loud *SNAP* gathering the students' attention. "Every time you get a math problem wrong, I get angrier," he said furiously. He proceeds to grab Spy by the neck collar smacking him on the head with all his might
The Spy howls in pain and dies. He then vanishes from thin air leaving the math teacher to peacefully sip on a sweet starbucks drink. Everyone looked horrified knowing if they get a math problem wrong they will end up like Spy, the students just sat in there desks completely still, once the bell rang they all rushed out of the door 'thank god it's lunch time, I'M VERY HUNGRY' arriving to the lunchroom you take your seat at the back of the room. All of a sudden the new sexy kid came up and plopped right down by you. "good day mate." the new kid says in his sexy Australian ascent. the new kid pulled out a whole ass grill with shrimp. (Y/N) was shocked, looking around to see if he was going to get in trouble.... nobody cared.
The new kid looked at you "my name is Sniper." he said holding out his hand "I'm (Y/N), its nice to meet you" you grabbed his hand, shaking it. "would you like some shrimp on the barbi" before you can answer he proceeds to gill shrimp and hand you a hand full wrapped in a small napkin, plopping a shrimp in your mouth, a wave of heat fills your mouth finally notice the shrimp was last in the sauce, not ketchup, salsa, taco sauce, not even arby's sauce, it was hot sauce!!
With a burning mouth you grabbed the nearest drink. You grab a jar with yellow liquid. Lemonade? about to drink it until Sniper snatched it out of your hands " WHAT THE HELL!!" you yelled with a burning mouth, "that's not a drink, sheila " Sniper responded as he tosses you a water bottle. This made you wonder what was in it "if its not a drink then what is it?" you asked tilting your head to the side.
Sniper's face suddenly turned a little red. His eyes darted around the room as he stuttered 'um's and 'uh's. He then leaned in and whispered, "it's moi piss..." silence lingers around you and Sniper as you stare at him with a dead expression "why... do you.... JUST WHY!" you busted out, your face began to go red when you Realized you were about to drink piss, at that moment you slammed you head on the lunch table feeling both stupid and confused, "why do you keep your piss?" you looked at sniper in confusion, sniper stared backed shocked "you don't know?!" sniper pulled you closer to him as he looked around to make sure no one was looking "all of those people could be bloody spy's" he whispered in you ear, this only made you more confuse, you though spy died, right? the sound of glass breaking was hear as familiar scream is heard, once you heard the screaming you wiped your head over to where the sound, meet with spy slowly fading away as he was dripping wet from your gamer boy sniper's piss. sniper turned to you "that's why I have piss with me" he whispered in your ear, knowing this was a secret between you, and sniper, you kept quiet after that. the bell ranged trough out the halls dismissing everyone as the halls quickly became flooded with kids, packing up your things sniper walked by sliding a small note in your hoodie, and walking away with out saying a thing. it started to rain hard outside 'great, the best time to rain' you though sarcastically as you pulled your hood up for a pace of paper got caught in your hair dangling in your face, plucking the paper out of your hair you unfold it to see a small note 'meet me at the park. from sniper <3' your face became red as a tomato at the little note, with out a second though you ran as fast as you can to the park, determined to see your crush, you plowing through the heavy rain as nothing will stop you.
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(tf2 heavy rain)
Sniper waited under a small gazebo by the park with a machete wrapped up with a (f/c) ribbon behind his back, watching you run up to him taking cover from the rain, "oim glad to see you again mate" sniper blushed, welcomed you as you catch your breath "so.. you wanted to see me?" you looked up "yeah" he grabbed you hand to place the machete on it "this is for you. oi wanted to get you something special" surprised at the present you couldn't help but ask "but, why?" you blushed hoping to get the response you wished for, this made sniper blush more slightly looking away from embarrassment "well.. it because oi love you..."
(oh you thought this was over? SIKE!)
out of nowhere SANS appeared dropkicking a random small white, and black bear between you and sniper *insert sans sound* sans says angrily soon the both of you began to hear megalovania play " you wanna go mate! " sniper charged towards sans ready to fight. after an hour of fighting engine approached you "now what in tarnation is going on here?" you shrugged as you to have no idea what is going on, "alright fellas, stop horsing around" engine broke up the fight "now what is going on?" he continues to question, sans glares at sniper as he glares back. *insert sans sound* sans says angrily, this didn't help engine get the root of the problem "I don't know what you said partner but its not my fault" looking back at sniper he nods giving him the permission "go ahead, pee" "ok mate" sniper them throwed piss at sans causing him to fade out of reality. in the end you, and sniper were now known as a couple.
