Colson: what does ryker like?
Colson: like what is he into?
Allie: what do you mean?
Colson: every kid has a particular thing they like more than other things.
Allie: no
Colson: what do you mean no?
Allie: I know where this is going.
Allie: you're not spending money on my son.
Allie: he has enough toys, Colson.
Colson: I will spend my money as I please and buy him what he likes.
Allie: you really don't have to do that.
Colson: I know I don't have to. But I want to.
Colson: so let me do it.
Allie: if you absolutely have to.
Allie: he likes paw patrol.
Colson: really? I fucking love that show.
Allie: are you serious.
Colson: dead ass.
Allie: you're such a child.
Colson: whats wrong with me liking paw patrol 😒
Allie: do you know how many paw patrol episodes I have had to watch?
Allie: now I have to watch it with you.
Colson: hahaha I will watch it with ryker.
Colson: you aren't invited.
Allie: excuse me?
Colson: no girls allowed. boys night.
Colson: just me and ryker with a paw patrol marathon.
Allie: you're unbelievable.
Colson: might even cover the theme song for him.
Colson: play it on tour.
Colson: that would be sick.
Allie: I changed my mind.
Allie: If I dated you at this point I would feel like a pedo.
Allie: I would be dating a man child that watches paw patrol.
Allie: I bet you have a favorite pup.
Colson: who doesn't? it's rubble.
Colson: rubble on the fucking double.
Allie: omg stop.
Allie: what have I fucking started.
Colson: you still like me even though I watch paw patrol?
Allie: it's up for debate.
Colson: let's talk about it then.
Allie: ughhh stop it's 7 in the morning it's too early for this.
Colson: 7 am? Fuck, I'm gonna miss the new episode.
Allie: oh no don't miss the new episode.
Allie: don't let me keep you from it.
Colson: WHENEVER THERE'S A PROBLEM AROUND ADVENTURE BAY.
Allie: oh shut the fuck up.
Colson: this is why I'm gonna like ryker more.
Colson: you fun sucker.
Allie: this is why I like Dom more than you.
Allie: bet he don't watch paw patrol.
Colson: fuck you
Colson: his english ass probably watches peppa pig.
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