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Allie: so my mom made it clear she hates you lmao

Colson: what? I haven't even met your mom.

Allie: I know. She's in a mood I guess. I kind of told her she shouldn't judge you if she doesn't know you.

Colson: I'm kind of afraid to meet her now.

Allie: She might bring out the holy water and start chanting.

Colson: Does she like Rook?

Allie: Yes. Now that you mention it, I might bring that up to her. The only difference between you and Rook is genetics and height.

Colson: Make sure you emphasize the height.

Allie: oh my God will you stop bullying my best friend?

Allie: he's sensitive.

Colson: I'm only speaking facts.

Colson: the man can't even reach the cabinets.

Colson: I'm gonna show you his step stool when you come over next time.

Allie: he's gonna hate you because he knows I will keep picking on him about it.

Allie: like how I still call him John to annoy him lmao

Colson: he calls you Allison when you aren't around.

Allie: you better be lying.

Colson: I swear he does. Lol

Allie: only my mom calls me that and it's only when I'm in trouble.

Colson: lmfao mama bear is gonna whoop that ass.

Allie: right now baby bear is super pissed so mama bear better stay in her cave.

Colson: You better watch that tone, Allison. Gonna fuck around and catch the belt HAHAHA.

Allie: you're gonna catch these hands if you call me allison again.

Allie: you got me stressed out again, Kelly.

Colson: now that's where I draw the line. don't call me Kelly. Lol

Allie: does that annoy you, Kelly?

Colson: to absolutely no end.

Allie: oh I'm gonna have so much fun with this!

Kelly: wtf have I gotten myself into

Allie: hahahahaha!

Kelly: you're literally laughing at me too.

Allie: I can't stop laughing. Omg.

Kelly: what's so damn funny? Lol

Allie: I did a thing and its got me crying tears of pure fucking laughter right now.

Kelly: if you changed my contact name to kelly for your own amusement I'm blocking your number until tomorrow.

Allie: I guess it's a good thing I'm about to go to bed anyway. :)

Kelly: I'm done with you lmao

Allie: we haven't even started and you're done.

Allie: oh I would love to see you if we made it a whole week.

Kelly: one week in already running away from you.

Kelly: I'd have to stop eventually and come back.

Kelly: you're not built to catch me. it's like an ant chasing a giraffe.

Allie: 2 steps and you've done made it 3 blocks over.

Allie: I'd give up after the first.

Kelly: you're so mean to me.

Allie: I know. Why are you still here?

Kelly: I really have no idea.