Daves POV:
TurtechGodhead started pestering CarcinoGeneticist:
TG: Yo
TG: Karkat
CG: WHAT?
TG: I talked to the guy for a while.
TG: seems pretty cool
TG: he's actually staying at my place now.
CG: JUST STOP YOUR FUCKING BLABBERING.
CG: ITS CREEPING THE FUCK OUT OF ME THAT THIS GUY, WHO YOU SAY IS A TROLL, IS NOW STAYING AT YOUR SHIT OF A HOME
CG: TELL ME HES AT LEAST BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU FOR YOUR STUPIDITY?
TG: wow, harsh Karks
CG: STOP CALLING ME THAT
TG: nah
CG: FUCK YOU!
TG: jeez, at least buy me dinner first kitkat
CG: YOU FUCKING ASS!!
TG: haha
CG: YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
TG: but I'm your idiot
CG: NO.
CG: YOU ARE NOT MY IDIOT
CG: TO ME, YOU ARE AN IDIOTIC HUMAN WHO DOESNT HAVE FUCKING COMMON SENSE TO TELL APART A FUCKING GUY WHOS HITTING ON YOU, AND A GUY WHO PHYSICALLY WANTS TO HIT YOU.
CG: IN THIS FUCKING CASE, I WANT TO PHYSICALLY HURT YOU.
CG: IM NOT FUCKING HITTING ON YOU STRIDER, SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF RIGHT UP THE ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS
TG:... Hm
CG: WHAT
TG: you said "IN THIS CASE"
TG: so technically..
TG: you were hitting on me before.
CG: I.
CG: AM DONE WITH YOU.
TG: I'm joking Karks
TG: so this guy, you wanted to talk to him, right?
CG: ARE YOU AN IDIOT
TG: no
CG: WRONG ANSWER.
CG: THE ANSWER TO *ARE YOU AN IDIOT* WAS YES.
CG: AND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, WAS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION
TG: rude
CG: OH!!! YOU BARELY NOTICED?
CG: OH FOR FUCKING GIVE ME FOR NOT NOTICING HOW RUDE I WAS BEING!!
CG: LET ME GO GET TOU A FUCKING APOLOGY CARD, WITH THE FOLLOWING:
CG: IM SO SORRY YOU ARE AN IGNORANT SACK OF SHIT WHO, ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO REPEAT, DOESNT HAVE COMMON SENSE. FROM YOUR FUCKING *BEST BRO* WHO WOULD LIKE TO SHOVE A FOOT UP YOUR ASS, KARKAT.
TG: aw, thank. I love you too.
CarcinoGeneticist ceased conversation with TurtechGodhead
CarcinoGeneticist started trolling TurtechGodhead:
CG: JUST GET THE FUCKING GUY TO MESSAGE ME ON PESTERCHUM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
CarcinoGeneticist ceased trolling TurntechGodhead.
"II2 that your boyfriiend?" I heard 'Lisps' say from behind me, making me jump.
"Holy shit!! Don't fucking pop up like that dude! How long have you been reading over my shoulder?!"
"2iince he told you two 2top calliing hiim 'kark2'. 2o.. What Diid he mean by 'get the fuckiing guy two me22age me'?"
"Well, since you're going to be staying here, might as well start making friends and hanging out with them. "
"Waiit-"
JE LEEST
Hacked IInto my heart ( davesol )
FanfictieDaveXSollux (Applebees) Sollux's parents died when he was young, leaving him and his adopted sister, Aradia to survive on their own. To survive, Sollux is a criminal. He hacks into bank systems, stealing all he can. Aradia, addicted to adventure...
