Random x reader PLATONIC book *REQUESTS OPEN*

REPOST: Little star sweeper; Loki x baby reader

*Author's note*

Okay so I got a DM in my inbox asking for a reposting of one of the very first oneshots I did, since it was at the beginning part of the very first word doc I made of my random oneshots books on my thumbdrive.  So hope you all enjoy this little repost and I hope to have my next request up sometime soon, (SPOILER ALERT it's a Harry Potter request).

Not really any warnings just some fluff, baby cuteness, humor and all that Marvel jazz (minus battles and death).

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It had to happen someday, though everyone expected it to happen sooner than later but shortly after Thor and Jane were married, Jane fell pregnant with their first child. When the news came out of Jane's pregnancy, the entire Avengers tower was a buzz to try and baby proof the tower, set up a nursery wing, and buy baby stuff like diapers, clothes, powder, bottles, etc.

As a couple of months went by, all of the Avengers began pestering to Jane about the baby.

"So Jane, any word on what the gender is?" Natasha asked.

"Well Bruce knows but Thor and I have made a decision to not know until the birth" she stated.

"What? But then that's just a waste of buying clothes?! How do we know we even bought the right ones?!" Clint cried out. Natasha slapped him over the head and said.

"Quit your whining Clint, you'll probably be even worse than the baby".

"Hey!"

"Okay you two break it off will you?" Steve said as he pushed the two assassins apart before another Budapest incident happened in the tower.

"Yeah, besides I don't want you two children blowing up my tower" Tony said as he was just walking in looking over some notes for his new Iron suit model. Natasha flinched and said demonically as her head slowly turned towards Tony.

"What. Was that. You said?" Tony slowly looked at her and thought to himself 'oh son of a-'

"You might wanna run Stark" Clint said then the red haired female assassin chased after the billionaire Iron man around the tower, the two screaming profanity at each other, mainly Natasha.

Yes everyone was in a hustle and all they could talk about was the arrival of the new baby, well almost everyone. Only one wasn't too thrilled as the others in the tower were.

Yep, Loki.

He kept quiet and rolled his eyes about how all that was ever talked about in the tower was a being who hasn't even been born yet. They don't know it and yet everyone is making a HUGE fuss over it. And he just didn't get it nor did he even care, but he did get ANNOYED with it.

And I mean REALLY annoyed. Sometimes he even blew his top off only to calm himself down and disappear for days.

After awhile of Loki being annoyed with the endless baby talk, Thor decided to finally confront his brother on the matter. He went to Loki's room and knocked on the door when he heard his brother shout out.

"Go away you imbecile!"

"Loki we need to talk!" Thor shouted.

"There's nothing to talk about! Now go back to your mortal and leave me be!" Thor lifted his hammer then forcefully bust the door down and saw Loki jump from his bed as a book came flying out of his hands. "What in the Hel name was that for!? You know nothing of privacy nor do you seem to understand the phrase 'leave. Me. Alone'!"