[DΛY 3]
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[Y/N] = Your Name
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!Pronoun Update!
DreamXD: Literally anything, doesn't understand gender very well.
Lucid: Uses He/Him, but doesn't mind any other.
Dream: He/Him, but occasionally they/them.
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Lucid came back with Dream and picked up [Y/N] and looked at Dream, "[Y/N], this is Dream." [Y/N] looked at Dream and said, "Shit!" Lucid and Dream both paused looking at the child.
"Pffft-" "W-WHA- XD! Did you teach [Y/N] to swear?!" Lucid yelled. "Actually you did, remember how you yelled, and I quote, 'Oh, shit', telling Dream to come back. The room stayed silent for a few seconds, "Hey, at-least- now they knows how to t-talk?" Dream shrugged while wheezing.
Lucid turned his head to him placing [Y/N] down while crawling to XD. "Well I didn't want [Y/N]'s first words to be shit!" Lucid yelled as Dream laughed his ass off. DreamXD facepalmed and almost flew off when [Y/N] grabbed xyrselfs cloak.
DreamXD looked at them, picking them up. "Oh, XD! Can you give [Y/N] back? No offense but you're a shit babysitter." Lucid said. DreamXD "glared" at him, then after a minute, gave [Y/N] to them. "Thanks! Now Dream, what do toddlers eat?" Lucid asked as XD left the room.
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"Alright, bye Lucid, yell XD I said bye," Dream said as he left. "Bye Dream!" Lucid said waving. "Lucid, give me the child, I still need to find out their magic." DreamXD said coming back. "Oh, alright," Lucid said giving [Y/N] to the god.
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DreamXD did tests on every overworld mob and couldn't find anything, but he did sense some sort of nostalgic magic from them. DreamXD sighed, and took a break, while ze were a god, that doesn't make him automatically smart. So he could've made a mistake.
Xe decided to call someone he knew, who was more smarter then per, the "Angel of Death".
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[DreamXD has mood-swings, prove me wrong.]
!Pronouns!
DreamXD: Literally anything, doesn't understand gender very well.
Lucid: Uses He/Him, but doesn't mind any other.
Dream: He/Him, but occasionally they/them.
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"I've Adopted a Child" || DreamXD & Reader
Fanfiction[DreamXD's "friend" found a kid years ago, and they finally make an impact on the Dream SMP.] This story contains: Dad!DreamXD Uncle!Dream Auntie!Drista Fake Connor Lore as canon Reader & Minors (friends) Headcanons Ships [TAGS]
