Drapple (ft peppa pig)

I am so done with this book oh my god

Here's a recap because even I, the writer, forgot what happened and I'll save you the trouble of going back to re-read anything:

Draco and Peppa are dating

Draco finds an apple and falls in love with it

Peppa finds out he's cheating and steals apple

Peppa tries to make Draco jealous by getting with Danny

Apple is getting tired of Draco

Suzy likes Apple now and snatches her

Peppa and Draco team up due to a mutual hatred for Suzy

Peppa has a girlboss moment and decides to be an independent queen who needs no man

Draco gets back Apple but worries she doesn't like him and starts to recognize his feelings for Harry

Draco tries to part ways with Apple to respect her lack of feelings towards him

Snape confiscates Apple and falls in love, figures out its a love potion, tries to get Dumbledore to reverse it

Dumbledore is the one who put on the love spell in order to get revenge on Lucius, he takes back Apple

Suzy likes Peppa- Peppa's independent no relationship phase lasted a few days

Peppa, Draco, Suzy, Danny, and Snape team up to steal Apple back from Dumbledore and put an end to the spell

Dumbledore and Apple were briefly "involved"

Danny kills Dumbledore

Apple is depressed

The "breaking the curse" chapter was absolutely too long and not worth the time put in, but basically Draco just has to fall in love with someone else

DRARRY TIME

Draco gets a date with Harry to the Yule ball

Peppa hires a dating coach for Draco, a professional, who comes flying through the window at the end of the last chapter to prepare Draco for his date.

Another preface: no hate to German people I just thought it would be funny to type dialogue in an accent

Draco's POV:

*Glass shatters*

"What was that?!"

"Oh Goody, he's here!" Peppa responds, as if that answers anything.

"Uh, who's here?"

"Your dating coach obviously, were you not listening to anything I was just saying?"

The cloaked figure rises from the ground and introduces themselves as Aelbert, in a very German accent.

"Jah I am ze dating coach, come over here Schatzi let Aelbert look at you." The man steps closer and looks me up and down only to turn back to Peppa and start conversing quietly with her.

"He is very dull boy where is ze sparkle? Ze poor boy needs more ruffle and floof!"

"Oh, I agree, I have a little something in the works, but I needed a second opinion because this is a very important occasion," Peppa replies. She thinks I'm dull??

"Ohh do not you even worry dar-ling Aelbert will take care of you yes I vill transform zis sad little boy and make him somesing fahbulous yes."

I decided to stop listening and walk away, it would only hurt my ego more. I guess I had no choice but to trust Peppa's judgement on this one, after all she'd been right every other time, hadn't she? And I really need this date with Harry to go well. I mean not only to break the spell, but also because I've liked Harry for a really long time, even when I wasn't aware of it. I hope this will change things and life can get back to normal.