Venti's personally made hellhole

Zhongli just fucking died can we get an f in the chat

tone deaf dj: fuck

mom: language

tone deaf dj: frick

edgy ginger: I swear if this is about wine or kaeya

tone deaf dj: don't worry we haven't drunk anything in like 3 hours

thing 2: is 3 hours the longest you can go without alchohol?

tone deaf dj: no I once went for 5

broke bitch: truly an outstanding record

tone deaf dj: anyways I think zhongli just died

tired: what

chalk: you could've started with that

sexy: childe just jumped out the window

rich mom: zhongli what now

walnut: I gave him 1 (one) cheeto and he passed out

caso cerrado: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GIVE HIM SPICY FOOD

walnut: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ACTUAL SPICY FOOD NOT A CHEETO

food nerd: and I thought Chongyun had it bad

Chongyun: I can eat a cheeto

book nerd: only one though, the last time you ate two you didn't go to school for a day

mom: did you call an ambulance?

walnut: no why would I lose a customer

caso cerrado: hu tao

walnut: yes honey <3

caso cerrado: call an ambulance

walnut: yes honey

promise I'll be gentle: how dare you hurt him

walnut: wanna fight?