Venti's personally made hellhole

I believe in poly ships supremacy

probably a vampire: kaeya and venti left like an hour ago and still haven't responded

tired: neither has xiao

bunny arson: or albedo and sucrose

walnut: i'm bored

ginger manwhore: I have an idea

ginger manwhore: lets follow them

walnut: im in

bunny arson: isn't that stalking?

walnut: dw yanfei will get us out if anything happens

caso cerrado: I never said that

walnut: please <3

caso cerrado: ok <3

book nerd: give updates

ginger manwhore: of course

fireworks girl: I will go too

ginger manwhore: good we need every angle possible

probably a vampire: do you even know where they are

bunny arson: whats a place xiao, venti, albedo, kaeya, and sucrose would all like?

vengeance is better served cold: idk a therapist?

mom: there's a cafe that kaeya, sucrose, albedo and venti frequent

book horny: I heard that they added almond tofu to their menu recently

ginger manwhore: then we have a place

rich mom: there's no way we are gonna let childe, hu tao, amber and yoimiya alone

walnut: yanfei is going

fireworks girl: and ayaka

baal simp 1: yeah but they're too gay to not let you do whatever you want

all my friends are dead: I can go

atheist: I can go

atheist: only to make fun of kaeya tho

party pooper: send footage

ginger manwhore: of course

walnut: ok so thats me, childe, yanfei, yoimiya, ayaka, amber, keqing, kazuha and who else?

tired: if keqing goes I go

food nerd: go now or you'll miss it

ginger manwhore: lets meet up there

atheist: ok

all my friends are dead: whats the name of the cafe tho?

bunny arson: oh yeah right

unlucky: Good Hunter im pretty sure

probably a vampire: yeah that one

walnut: me, yoimiya, yanfei, and ayaka are going together

all my friends are dead: can I join as well?

walnut: yeah

keqing: see you there

mom: don't ruin it

*ULTIMATE NON VIRGIN PLAN*

Albedo: thats a weird chat name

Venti: ignore that

Venti: what the fuck do I do

Albedo: not even I know

Venti: aren't you supposed to be a genius???

Albedo: in romance? No

Venti: fuck