Just in case, Murata is the pyro archon and [REDACTED] is unknwon god.
*the seven (hottest bitches in teyvat)*
Tsaritsa: Baal if you don't tell your stupid ass 5'2 middle school looking bad fashion angry bird type beat brother to do his fucking job im cutting off your tits bitch
Barbatos: not her tits
Baal: why should I give a fuck about your fake terrorist group
Murata: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!!
Tsaritsa: shut up or im telling [Redacted] you almost burned down her house again
Murata: I was in a silly goofy mood
Barbatos: calm your tits ladies
Barbatos: its been a while since we talked
Baal: you're the reason
Barbatos: you love me <3
Morax: we do not
Tsaritsa: finally someone with a brain
Baal: not you talking
Murata: oohhhhh girlboss fight
Tsaritsa: at least my harbingers like me
Baal: who told you that? Signora?
Tsaritsa: yes, why?
Baal: nothing
Tsaritsa: you aren't going to respond?
Baal: the jokes write themselves love
Murata: OOOHHHHH
Barbatos: GET HER
Morax: let's stop fighting
Morax: Barbatos is right, its been a while since we talked
Murata: how's it been hoes
Barbatos: where are the others?
Tsaritsa: probably ignoring us
Barbatos: why would they do that?
Baal: because you're fucking annoying
Tsaritsa: then why are you responding?
Baal: im bored
Tsaritsa: honestly same
Murata: enemies to lovers
Baal: die
Murata: step on me electro mommy
Barbatos: that overload 😍
Baal: Im sending Sara after you
Murata: mlm and wlw hostility
Barbatos: fuck you Xiao will defend me
Tsaritsa: who tf is Xiao
Morax: a kid on our school who is currently dating Venti
Murata: he must have bad taste in men
Barbatos: YOU have bad taste in men
Murata: yeah but I like women
Barbatos: BEE WHOO YOUU AREEE
Murata: FOORR YOURR PRIIIDEEE
Baal: shut the fuck up
Tsaritsa: tell scaramouche to respond to my texts now
Baal: I don't want to
Tsaritsa: say bye to your titties
Murata: NOT HER TITS
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)
