Venti: its been 1000 years
Eula: I hope 1000 more go by when I don't have to remember your existence
Venti: miss me?
Eula: take a wild guess
Zhongli: no
Diluc: no
Ei: no
Signora: no
Keqing: no
Sara: no
Xiao: no
Kaeya: omg the names are normal again
Jean: finally I think Noelle called me mom like five times
Scara: you think yours was bad?
Lumine: Tartaglia I would like to apologize for my actions how high school me was just feeling a little goofy
Childe: you tried to kill me multiple times
Aether: you talk like you're a good person
Childe: right
Childe: apology accepted <3
Scara: gay ass heart
Childe: gay ass hat
Mona: he still wears that shit
Yae: probably has fleas on it
Scara: you mad because Ei left you on read
Signora: didnt your ass get thrown out as a newborn
Scara: isn't your boyfriend dead?
Kazuha: lets not get too over ourselves here
Yanfei: a sane mind
Kazuha: happy to be of help
Beidou: how is college going?
Kazuha: horrible. I want to die
Hu Tao: I miss walnut
Hu Tao: forensics is cool ig
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)