Harry Potter Group Chat

IT'S TIME FOR MURDERRRR 🔪🔪

Ron: GUYS

Ron: WE HAVE AN ISSUE

Hermione: Oh for the love of-

Hermione: It's 3am Ronald😑

Hermione: What could you possibly want at this hour?

Ginny: I swear Ron, if it's because you lost ANOTHER Tiktok follower, I will strangle you in your sleep🔪

Harry: Of you're goong to straleng him, why fo you nest the knight?

Harry: Life is pain

Harry: AYO OT WOKRDE

Harry: 💋💋

Hermione: I'm not even going to TRY and translate that

Ron: I lost another follower?????

Ron: WHY

Ginny: Maybe because you only post Tiktoks of your favourite types of chicken😑

Ginny: And what chicken is made of

Ginny: Oh, and how I could forget the close-ups of you eating chicken

Ron: BUT WHO WOULD UNFOLLOW ME?????

Dumbledore: I- uh

Dumbledore: I was kind of be thinking of swag Tiktoks to be made dope and I got kinda lame-ish vibes from R-guy's page😎

Ron: Huh?

Ginny: He means he unfollowed you because your Tiktoks suck Ron😑

Harry: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ron: WELL THANKS GUYS NOW I HAVE TWO PROBLEMS😤

Hermione: Go on then Ronald, tell us

Hermione: We'll never get to sleep otherwise🥱

Ron: Ok, so let me set the scene

Ginny: Oh dear lord🙄

Ron: So there's a farmer

Ron: And a fox

Ron: And a chicken

Hermione: Of course there is😣

Ron: And the farmer needs to get them all across the river

Harry: Butt WHO!

Hermione: 🤦‍♀️

Ron: And he can only take 1 at a time

Ron: But the chicken will eat the grain and the fox will eat the chicken if they are left alone

Fred: Are you sure you aren't the fox Ron?🤔

George: You do love to

Fred: Eat chicken

George: Lots of it, may we add

Ron: So what does the farmer do???

Hermione: Well first of all, you lock your door😏

Ron: Huh?

Hermione: I assume you don't want me coming in whilst you sleep and murdering you?🔪

Ron: 😳

Hermione: Secondly, you go back to sleep and think twice before you wake me up for no reason again😡

Ginny: EXCUSE ME

Ginny: WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO RON'S MURDER PARTY??

Ginny: Smh guys

Harry: I WENT FO ROME POO

Hermione: I-

Ron: But I can't sleep until I know the answer!

Ginny: Why are they trying to cross a river anyway?🤔

Harry: THS=TS WHIT I SOILED🌻🌻

Hermione: Well you'd take the chicken first I assume?

Ron: But then what do you take next??

Hermione: Damn it

Hermione: I'm too tired for this🥱

Ginny: But wait

Ginny: What if you fed the chicken and the fox beforehand?

Ginny: Then they wouldn't need to eat more!

Ginny: IMA GENIUS🤯

Dumbledore: Wha-

Fred: Well the answer is clear

George: You obviously kill the chicken and take it's dead body across

Fred: That chicken aint eating anything😁

Harry: HOVER YOU EVEN CONFUSED

Harry: THAT ROB IS TEH FLOOFER???

Harry: ABD HE WINTER EAT THE CHOOKIN???

Hermione: I lost brain cells reading that

Ginny: It's alright Mione, we got some to spare😉

Ginny: Unlike these idiots sharing a brain cell between them🙄

Hermione: *sighs*

Hermione: Ron's never going to sleep until we solve this, is he?

Harry: His arledy slooping 🍳🍳

Ginny: SLOOPING BAHAHAHAHA

Hermione: What???

Harry: His bin slooping bore a whole🥞🥞

Hermione: 😡😡

Hermione: Also, just Google it

Harry: WYH DDONT I THONK IF THST???

A/N: Birthday update! Hope you enjoyed it! 

As you may have seen on my message board, I'm taking a break from writing this book for the moment, although I fully intend to continue at some point! Mostly because I'm going to be quite busy with college and my job (WHICH I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT), plus me and my friends started a Roblox YouTube channel (WHICH WOULD MEAN THE ABSOLUTE WORLD TO ME IF YOU'D LIKE TO CHECK IT OUT!): fiery jewels and a's gaming (link on my profile page) We're planning a voice reveal when we reach 50 subs for anyone who's interested!

^^ My lil bit of shameless self-promo-ing there😂

I am also writing another book, but I have decided not to upload it here until it is completely finished so idk how long that will take! I'll still be active on Wattpad, replying to comments and reading, and I may update occasionally (like today) but I am trying to take the pressure of updating off if that makes sense?

Although not yet, I am thinking of ending HP GC in the future, and am considering how many more chapters I should write before completing it... I was thinking 100 chapters in total but am now contemplating 75? Not sure yet, is there any preferred amount you guys would like?

Lots of love

Safi31