Harry Potter Group Chat

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?🦆

Ginny has added Arthur to the chat

Ginny: Oops, that was an accident, sorry Dad!

Arthur: That's alright Ginny. Wow, is this a muggle messaging invention?

Dumbledore: Teenagers typically call it texting, it's a slang term!🙃

Ginny: It's just 'slang', Professor. Not a 'slang term'

Fred: You're making good progress with this teenager thing, Professor

George: Yes, you're putting us all to shame!

McGonagall: Oh, hello Arthur!

Arthur: Hello Minerva, Albus! I didn't know that you were also using 'texting'

Ginny: Dad, it's just 'texting', not 'using texting'

Draco: Oh look, teaching the old people how to use technology 😒

Ron: Shut up Ferret!

Arthur: Ugh, what is the Malfoy boy doing on here...? 😒

Arthur: I mean, don't be rude, Ron😶

Arthur: Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Harry: ...

Ron: Dad, we've told you this loads of times!

Draco: Ugh, still with the duck nonsense 😑😒

Ginny: Malfoy, why don't you surprise us all and say something interesting for once?!

Harry: 😂😂

Arthur: Shall I add someone else?

Fred: Whatever you do, don't add...

Arthur has added Molly to the chat

Molly: Hello?

Arthur: Molly!

Ron: Mum?

George: *gulps* 

Fred: Hello Mum...

George: What brings you here?

Molly: TWINS!! 😠

Fred: You know...

George: We love you very much mother!

Fred: And if you kill us...

George: Who will make you laugh?

Ginny: Oh no, what did you two do this time?😂

Fred: It was a harmless prank...

George: All we did was send her a jack-in-the-box

Hermione: Oh my 😂😂

Molly: FREDERICK GIDEON WEASLEY AND GEORGE FABIAN WEASLEY, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!!😠

Molly: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

Ron: Guys, she used your full names...

Ginny: Ooooh, this is getting dangerous!

Draco: YOUR FULL NAME IS FREDERICK!! BAHAHAHA

Fred: What did you think Fred was short for?🙄

Arthur: So, did the jack-in-the-box work, Molly?

Molly: 😠

Arthur: I mean, that was very wrong boys... but what exactly is the purpose of such a muggle contraption?

Harry: *face palms*

Molly: Oh Harry dear, how are you?

Harry: I'm fine thanks, Mrs Weasley😶

Molly: I've heard that you're dating Ginny now! I'm so happy!

Harry: 😊

Molly: Would you like to see some of Ginny's baby pictures?

Ginny: MUM, NO!!

Fred: YES

Molly: Ginny darling, why wouldn't you want to show Harry?

Ginny: Because they're embarrassing!

Harry: Ok, now I'm intrigued...🙃

Draco: Ugh, imagine the Weaslette as a baby. She's probably even uglier than she is now...🙄

Harry: OH HECK NO MALFOY, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Molly: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU FERRET!

Draco: *gulps*

Ron: Not that I'm trying to protect you, Malfoy, but you might want to run...

Neville: Oh no, not again...😑

A/N: I loved how, in the second book/film, Molly was yelling at the twins and Ron, then she saw Harry, and completely changed... I found it hilarious! I thought adding in the Weasley parents would be funny... was it? I'll probably remove some people in the next chapter, there's too many people otherwise! Comment who you'd like to stay, and who you wouldn't mind leaving... thank you!

Lots of love

Safi31