Dumble-dawg is back!😎

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Fred: Good morning everyone!😊

Hermione: Ummm, it's evening...😑

George: Gosh Hermione, do you always have to spoil the fun?

Hermione: Fun? Are you for real? YESTERDAY YOU TURNED THE PROFESSORS INTO 5-YEAR-OLDS!

Fred: Oh come on...

George: Are you seriously telling us that...

Fred: It wasn't funny?!

Hermione: Not a single bit😑

George: *puts hands over heart*

Fred: That hurts Hermione😥

George: Yes, we are wounded!

Fred: WOUNDED WE SAY!

George: All we want is to bring joy to the people

Hermione: Will you two shut up please? I'm trying to do homework and it wasn't funny at all, don't give yourself too much credit🙄

Ginny: Are you kidding?!

Ginny: I was sitting in the front row, with 3D glasses and popcorn, laughing my head off!😂

Hermione: Gin, you weren't at the cinema for crying out loud!

Hermione: I'm just glad it's all over now😌

Ginny: I wouldn't be so sure about that Mione...

Ginny: I'm guessing, from past experience of course, that the twins conveniently "forgot" to put the time machine back where it belongs😁

Harry: Guessing or hoping?

Ginny: 😏

Fred: You see Hermione, that's what we wanted to talk to you about...

George: We might have, erm, misplaced it...

Hermione: YOU WHAT?!

Hermione: You know what, this time I'm not even going to get involved😣

Hermione: You twins can deal with it yourselves😑

Snape: Ah yes, that reminds me

Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor for being idiots, Weasleys!

George: HEY!

Fred: We prefer the term "unique, talented individuals" if you don't mind😒

Snape: Forgive me, I meant singularly-gifted idiots😑

Ginny: I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's actually a pretty good one🤔

George: Ok if you're going to call us idiots, can you at least call us nincompoops instead?

Fred: Yeah, it's way more fun to say!😁

Hermione: I feel like there's one very important detail you're missing here🙄

Hermione: SNAPE DEDUCTED 100 BLOODY HOUSE POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!🤯😥

Dumbledore: Worry not, Miss Granger, I shall remedy this!

Dumbledore: As a matter of fact, I found their little antics rather amusing! Therefore, Gryffindor shall be awarded 100 house points, courtesy of the Weasley twins' ingenuity😊

Draco: Seems like the single shred of youth he had in him died when he was turned back🤣

Draco: Wait a second...

Draco: THAT'S FAVOURATISM!

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS😡

Dumbledore: (You know Harry, I actually have half a mind to murder Lucius just so Draco is unable to use this annoying phrase of his anymore)

Draco: Hello? Old bat, over here? I CAN STILL READ THAT!

Dumbledore: Ah Draco, pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn😎

Dumbledore: Also, have you been shopping recently Draco? I heard they're selling lives, you should go and get one!

Dumbledore: Thant's right my peeps, Dumble-dawg is back!😎

Ginny: Ooooooooooooooooo

McGonagall: *throws hands up in the air*

McGonagall: Albus, I have told you countless times that you CAN'T SPEAK TO STUDENTS THAT WAY!🙄

Dumbledore: Ugh, lighten up Nerva!

Dumbledore: I've had quite enough of Draco's empty threats, and I think it's time I teach him a lesson!

Draco: Oh please, the only lessons you'll ever teach anyone are how to be old AND uncool at the same time!

Dumbledore: Don't you need a license to be that stupid?

McGonagall: ALBUS!

Draco: Well don't you need a license to be that uncool?

Dumbledore: HEY! I am cool!

Draco: Oh please, everyone knows that you're basically the global warming of cool🤣

Ginny: Would this be a bad time for me to go and get my 3D glasses again😶

Dumbledore: Ohhh I see the problem with Draco now!

Dumbledore: His mind is on holiday but his mouth is working overtime!😁

McGonagall: I don't even know why I bother😑

Dumbledore: Draco isn't replying, obviously he's speechless after my totally dope diss😎

Harry: That's strange, he's gone offline too...

Hermione: TWINS!😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡


A/N: Hi guys! New chapter for you! I got quite a lot of people asking for a new chapter, and here it is! It's just gone midnight here (00:08 precisely) and I probably should have been doing college work instead of writing this, so I hope you like this chapter! (Does anyone else feel way more productive at night though or is it just me?)

Shout outs go to:

ReannaWang

aqua1722

skye_pierce

DramionePercabethFan

sherry240

For all the support on this story! I just want to say a huge thank you to all of you though, your absolutely lovely comments inspired me to continue writing. You guys seriously make my day xx

Also thank you to Hinnyforveryay for giving me the idea of Ginny with her 3D glasses and popcorn in the front row!

Also, I'm overwhelmed with the amount of reads this story has got, I seriously can't thank you all enough! I can't believe it's almost at 70k! Thank you to all of my new readers, but also all my readers that have been here supporting me when I started writing, I am truly grateful xx

Anyone have any guesses what happened to Draco and why Hermione is so mad at the twins? The next chapter will hopefully be about that, as I got the idea from a comment on the previous chapter!

BTW, incase anyone is confused, holiday is the British word for vacation!

Hope you all have a lovely day/night!

Lots of love

Safi31












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