My Little Honeyduke 😍

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Hermione: Good morning sunshines! How are you all on this fine Sunday morning?🤗

Fred: Well hello Hermione...

George: Why are you in such a good mood?😏

Hermione: Oh you know, it's a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the birds are singing!🤗

Draco: Nope, I'm not buying it😑

Harry: Alright, spill the beans Hermione🙄

Fred: Nah mate...

George: It would be more fun to...

Fred: Guess!

Ron: Ooh, I know!

Ron: Mione is happy because she broke up with the ferret!😁

Ginny: YOU DID WHAT?!

Ginny: HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE TOLD ME THIS MIONE??!!😡

Hermione: Ronald, I did NOT break up with Draco😑

Draco: Yeah Weasel, go back to stuffing your face with chicken😏

George:🤣

Ron: Why are you all always hating on chicken?😥

Fred: Sorry mate...

George: We didn't mean to be insulting towards your girlfriend😝

Harry: Oooh, I know why Hermione's so happy!

Harry: She's finished all her homework!😁

Hermione: Of course I have Harry! But that's not why I'm happy!

Harry: I'm stumped then😑

Draco: I'm certain that it's because she realised she has THE BEST BOYFRIEND on the planet!😁

Ginny: Hmmmm...

Ginny: Pretty sure Harry is a better boyfriend than you🤨🤔

Harry: Aww, thanks babe🥰

Ginny: Any time, my little Honeyduke 😍

Draco: HONEYDUKE? BAHAHAHAHAHA🤣

Ron: *snorts*

Fred: *giggles*

George: *also giggles*

Harry: Ok, did you really need to make that the chat name?😑

Ginny: Oh please Malfoy, don't pretend that Hermione doesn't call you her little niffler 😎😝

Draco: 😶

Hermione: Ok, that's it! Do NONE of you know what day it is today?!

Ginny: Relax Mione, of course I do!

Harry: Me too!

Ron: Yeah, it's September 19th!

Hermione: Congratulations Ronald, you have learnt to read a calendar😒

Ron: A what?

Hermione: It's a muggle thing😑

Harry: But isn't it September 19th?

Hermione: Excellent observation Harry, but what special occasion is September 19th?

Harry: It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Harry: Arr, mehartys!

Hermione: 🤦‍♀️

Draco: You idiot! It's National Dance Day!

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