I am indeed swaggeroonies 😎

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Hermione: Happy belated Ginny :)

Hermione: Hope you had a good birthday😊

Hermione: (I was too busy helping Harry with his holiday essays to charge my phone)

Hermione: (Because apparently he's incompetent and can't do anything without my help🙄)

Hermione: But that's a story for another day

Ginny: Love you <3 Thank you Mione 🥰

George: She had a smashing day

Fred: And the best part was

George: The prank we pulled!

Hermione: Oh good lord🙄

Fred: Come on now 

George: It wasn't THAT bad

Ron: Wasn't that bad??

Hermione: What in Merlin's name did you two do?😞

Ron: I lost my HAIR

Ron: MY HAIR😡

George: Well maybe if you hadn't used Percy's shampoo

Fred: You wouldn't be bald right now

Ginny: 😂

Hermione: Oh Ron, you daft dimbo 🤦‍♀️

Ron: IT WAS LOREAL OK

Ron: Do you know how EXPENSIVE that stuff is??

Ginny: Oh Mione, it was HILARIOUS

Ginny: The look on Mum's face when he burst into the kitchen😂

Fred: Absolutely priceless!

Harry: 😂

George: You're welcome

Fred: Really, we couldn't have planned it better

George: In hindsight, bald Percy wouldn't have been nearly as comical

Draco: Stupid Weasel, always sticking your fat Weasel nose where it doesn't belong😏

Draco: Glad you finally got your come-uppance

Ginny: Not to defend Ron here or anything, but do you even know what "come-uppance" means?

Ginny: Didn't think you possessed enough brainpower for that one🤔

Draco: My mother always compliments my intelligence!😡

Ginny: Wonder why she's the only one

Draco: Don't you insult me Weaslette

Draco: My father will hear about this😡

Ginny: Aw look at ickle Drakey-kins

Ginny: Has to whip out the father line every time he runs out of ideas😭

Ginny: I will literally fight you and win

Ginny: Don't test me

Hermione: One year older, one year stronger💪🏻

Dumbledore: Nah Ferret boy you are clapped

Ginny: Let's gooooo Dumbles

Dumbledore: For real for real😎

McGonagall: Albus! I am getting rather tired of reminding you to STOP INSULTING THE STUDENTS

Dumbledore: Nerva is vexed no cap😎

McGonagall: Why do I even bother?🤦‍♀️

Dumbledore: I am indeed swaggeroonies my peeps😎

Dumbledore: Happy birthday my G

Dumbledore: On the mandem you are not a vio my brudda😎

Ginny: Thank you?

Ginny: I think?

Ron: MY HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR😭😭😭

Harry: Ron look on the bright side

Harry: At least you being bald still looks better than Snape's full head of hair😂

Ron: I LOOK LIKE AN EGG

Ron: A BOILED EGG

Hermione: Why don't you just use a spell to grow it back?

Ginny: Honestly, I was going to suggest that last week

Ginny: But it hadn't occurred to him and I decided it would be so much funnier just to let it play out

Ginny: And let me tell you

Ginny: It was WORTH IT😂

Ginny: The amount of BLACKMAIL MATERIAL I now have on him is amazing

Ginny: I'm going to make a fortune off of these🤑

Ron:😭

Harry: I'm sorry Ron

Harry: I can't help you anymore

Harry: (Ginny scares me)

Ginny: As I should😏

Hermione: As enlightening and quite possibly traumatising as this was, I'm going back to my holiday essays

Hermione: Good luck with the whole hair situation, or lack of😂

Ron: Mione help😭

Hermione: Nuh uh

Hermione: Count me out of this one

Ron: 😭



A/N: Hello my lovelies! It's been agessss! I've been super busy with work and starting/finishing new projects. I had some spare time on my hands and had the rare motivation to write another chapter! I appreciate it probably isn't that funny or entertaining, my sense of humour seems to get duller with age😂 It was fun to write nevertheless!

I'd love to be more active on here, and find out what you all have been up to this past year (can't believe it's been that long!)

I'm off to the Warner Bro's Harry Potter studios in a couple of week's for my 19th, and I'm SO EXCITED! I went last year for my 18th, and it was honestly amazing! I can't recommend it highly enough! If you ever find yourselves near London and craving some more Harry Potter, you know where to go!😝

Thank you for reading and supporting me, even after all the time that's passed since my last inconsistent update😂

Lots of love

Safi31



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