CODE RED CODE RED🚨

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Harry: Guys, we have an emergency!

Harry: IT'S SUPER URGENT!😲

Ginny: What is it?

Hermione: Tell me, Harry, you're scaring me!

Harry: RON'S WAND IS BROKEN AGAIN!

Ginny: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!😲

Fred: CODE RED

George: CODE RED

Fred: EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

George: IF YOU VALUE YOUR SAFETY, GET OUT NOW!

Ron: Was it really necessary to change the group chat name?🙄

Hermione: Speaking as the victim of last time...

Hermione: YES!

Harry; Actually, I think I was the victim!

Harry: MYRTLE MADE ME A LOVE POEM!

Hermione: EXCUSE ME, WHO GOT HOUSE POINTS TAKEN OFF THEM FOR LACK OF TEXTBOOK?!

Harry: 😶

Ron: Guys, come on, it's not that bad...🙄

Ron: Oops, sorry Ginny!

Ginny: RONALD WEASLEY

Harry: *stifles a giggle*

Ron: Ginny, I know you're mad, but before you do anything...

Ginny: RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY, GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE RIGHT BLOODY NOW! STOP RUNNING!😠

Draco: What did Wesel do this time?😂😂

Draco: Sometimes I hate not being allowed into the Gryffindor common room, it's where all the excitement happens!

Fred: It's gone further than the common room this time, mate!

George: It's in the hallway now!

Draco: WHAT IS BLOODY GOING ON?!

Draco: Scratch that, I'm coming!

Draco: BAHAHAHAHA! THE WEASLETTE HAS A BEARD!😂😂

George: Don't forget...

Fred: She's also got a moustache!

Harry: No Ginny, don't...

Harry: Agh, she did it!

Draco: BAHAHAHAHA NOW WEASEL'S WEARING A BRA AND TUTU😂😂

Harry: AGH MY EYES MY EYES!

Hermione: Oh my...😶

Hagrid: Well that's something I never thought I'd see...

Harry: It's kind of scary...

Harry: Because he actually looks quite good as a girl!😶

Harry: Blimey, did I just say that?😑

Harry: *shudders*

Fred: Since when have you said 'blimey', Harry?

Harry: You guys must be rubbing off on me!🤔

Harry: But that can't be right! Ron's chicken addiction hasn't rubbed off on me!

Hermione: And my sense hasn't rubbed off on either of you two!

Harry: Oooooh, twins, you just got roasted!😂

George: Mate...

Hermione: I mean you and Ron, Harry😑

Harry: 😶

Fred: You'd look like quite a nice bloke, Ginny!

George: And you'd be quite a fetching girl, Ron!

Ginny: SHUT. UP.😡😡

Ron: GRRRRRR

Harry: The whole 'manly roar' thing isn't really working when you're dressed like that Ron...

Draco: This is GOLD! I'm so glad I recorded it!

Ginny: YOU DID WHAT?!

Ron: OH HECK NO, FERRET!

Neville: Guys... please tell me that you see Ron looking like a Hawaiian ballerina and Ginny with a large amount of facial hair in the hall chasing madly after a petrified Draco who may or may not have wet himself, clutching a phone in his hand?! 😲

Neville: I must be seeing things, that's crazy!🤯

Fred: No, it's very real mate...

George: Ron's wand broke again!😂

Fred: Need we say anymore...?

Neville: Nope!

George: The worst thing is...

Fred: We didn't get a chance to pull our amazing prank on Draco!😑

George: Don't worry, we'll just do it tomorrow!

Fred: We'll go and plot now...

Hermione: I'm going to get ahead on all my homework😊

Neville: I'm going to have a lie down...

Harry: I'll just go and get the invisibility cloak for you, twins

Hermione: Why...?🤨

Fred: You'll see!

Hermione: Oh dear...

Harry: Bye everyone!

Draco: Wait, who's going to help me?

Draco: I'm still being chased by 2 crazy redheads!

Draco: Guys?

Draco: GUYS?!


A/N: I am actually quite happy with this chapter, but my opinion doesn't matter... what did you think? Did you like the whole 'something went wrong and the characters explain it to each other, and by extension, us' thing? Do you prefer more insults? As always a huge thank you to all of you and lots of virtual hugs! 

Anyone got any idea what Fred and George have planned?

Shoutout goes to:

readingmunii for her support on this book

Blooming__Rose for her support on this book

(Again, I've probably forgotten like 5 people, so I'm sorry!)

Lots of love

Safi31




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