Dumbledore: Yo wassup my peeps?😝
Dumbledore: Did my previous message live up to "slang" expectations?🤔
Hermione: Technically, if we are talking in terms of literary correctness, "slang" is a metaphorical object, and therefore inanimate...
Harry: Wow Headmaster, you are making great progress!😏
Dumbledore: Thank you Harry!
Dumbledore: I have decided to move one step further in my quest for "coolness"...
Dumbledore: I want a nickname!
Draco: How about old bat?😁
Dumbledore: Dude!
McGonagall: Or Tumbledore!
Dumbledore: Bruh!
Fred: Wow Headmaster, you really are getting the hang of this!
George: But we all know that Harry has been giving you private lessons...
Dumbledore: H-man, you sweared that we was not speaking of it!😲
Harry: We agreed that you weren't going to call me H-man in public!😑
Hermione: Professor, you do realise that using "slang" terms, is not an excuse for imperfect grammar!😑
Dumbledore: Cool bruv!
Hermione: Ok Professor, I have already clarified this with Harry and Ron, but I do not appreciate being called "bruv", due to the fact that I AM A WOMAN, which Ronald fails to recognise!
Ron: Chill bro, and eat some chicken😁🍗
Hermione: *tries not to explode*
Dumbledore: I have a question which I could ask now, or I could save it for our private lesson later Harry😊
Harry: 😶
Ginny: Ask us now, Professor!
Hermione: Yes, I'm intrigued to see what sort of questions you ask Harry😂
Dumbledore: What is the meaning of: "I skived class yesterday so I pulled an all-nighter #YOLD"?
Ron: *eats chicken*
Ginny: Do you mean YOLO?
Dumbledore: No, it is YOLD for shizzle!
Draco: Ok, now you're just trying too hard😑
Dumbledore: Ah yes, quite the opposite of you then, who evidently has not made any effort at all in terms of your face!
Dumbledore: #YOLD
Harry: Headmaster, I'm pretty sure it's YOLO...
Dumbledore: Really?
Dumbledore: Doesn't it stand for: " You obviously love Dumbledore"?
Ginny: 😂😂
Harry: No Headmaster, it doesn't😑
Dumbledore: I see. Does it stand for: "You're obviously lacking oranges" then?
Harry: Nope
Dumbledore: Hmm, this is quite puzzling🤨
Dumbledore: I mean, this is top-shelf brain exploding stuff man, am I right?
McGonagall: Oh Albus, even I know that YOLO stands for: "You obviously lack originality"!
Dumbledore: Does not!
McGonagall: Does too!
Dumbledore: Does not!
McGonagall: Does too!
Dumbledore: Does not!
McGonagall: Ok, are we seriously doing this again?
Dumbledore: Well you started it!
McGonagall: Did not!
Dumbledore: Did too!
Hermione: Calm down, Professors. In actual fact, neither of you are correct!
Ron: Yeah, it stands for: "You obviously love chicken"!😁
Harry: What?
Ginny: Bro, there isn't even a C in YOLO!
Ron: Well that's dumb!
Ron: And offensive to chicken!🍗🍗
Draco: *rolls eyes*
Dumbledore: Keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there!
Draco: HEY!
A/N: Hi there, I have enjoyed my break from writing, but I am back now with another chapter! I know I didn't answer the question of Dumbledore's nickname which was mentioned in this chapter, but I want to hear your ideas! So, what "cool" nickname should Dumbledore have?
Thank you for being patient and waiting for this chapter... I know that it wasn't up to usual standards, but I hope you at least smiled at it anyway!
I am aiming to get to 25k reads on this book if that's possible... what should I do if I reach that? Any suggestions?
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