Kiss, marry, avada😎

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Harry: Good news everyone!

Hermione: Oh dear...

Ron: It actually is good news!

Fred: You finally let go of Mr Sparkles?

Harry: NO AND DON'T MOCK MY PAIN😭

Ginny: He's still a bit... emotional about that

Ginny: We had a lot of tears and ice-cream last night😑

Harry: I didn't hear you complaining when I broke out the salted caramel🙄

Ron: WE FINISHED OUR CHARMS ESSAYS!

Harry: RON! I WANTED TO SAY THAT!

Harry: My heart it broken over here and you couldn't let me have that one thing??😭

Ginny: Oh, your heart is broken now? So when I threatened to break up with you a few weeks ago, that meant nothing to you?

Harry: I sense that I'm in trouble😶

Harry: Who wants to play kiss, marry, avada?

Ron: Me!

Hermione: I'll sit this one out, but I'll allow Harry and Ron to play, since you've both finished your essays like good boys!😊

Draco: I'll play because my babe is watching😘

Ginny: Count me in!

Dumbledore: Yall better not forget me bois 😎

Dumbledore: And Nerva's playing too!

McGonagall: I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT

Dumbledroe: And Sev!

Snape: Not happening 

Dumbledore: I English no speak. I no understand English

Dumbledore: (They're totally playing😎)

McGonagall: NO WE'RE NOT!

Harry: I'll go first!

Ron: Alright Harry

Ron: Kiss, marry avada: Cho, Ginny, or me?

Harry: YOU?

Ron: Not in a weird way!

Draco: We're past that😂

Harry: Marry Gin, of course🥰

Ginny: Awww kissies Harry😘

Ron: AGH MY EYES MY EYES

Ginny: Yeesh, remind me never to kiss my boyfriend infront of my borther again

Hermione: What about the kiss and avada Harry? 

Ron: Obviously kiss me😊

Harry: I'm sorry Ron, but that's just weird😑

Harry: Besides, Cho wasn't a bad kisser...

Ron: SO YOU'D KILL ME?

Ginny: I'm sorry WHAT? CHO WASN'T A BAD KISSER?

Dumbledore: Wow H-man, you is proper messed now mate😎

Harry: Ummmm, Gin, how about your turn now😶

Draco: I sense drama, let me do it!

Draco: Kiss, marry, avada: Potter, Dean, or me?

Hermione: You?

Draco: Don't worry, I only love you babe😍

Hermione: Awwww

Ginny: Well Draco, you're dead🤣

Ginny: As for the other two, I don't know, Dean wasn't a bad kisser...

Harry: 😢

Harry: Forgive me Gin?

Ginny: Of course babe😘

Ginny: Marry Harry and kiss Dean then

Harry: 🥰

Dumbledore: My turn!

Ginny: Kiss, marry, avada: Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape, or Grindewald?

Dumbledore: Defo Grindy, he's penggggg😎😍

Dumbledore: And sorry Sev, but I'd rather kiss someone who's hair doesn't look like the end of a mop😎

Snape: Albus, it's bad enough that you let the students get away with speaking to me that way!

McGonagall: I'm disappointed in you Albus,you've become very immature recently!

Dumbledore: I know you are, but what am I?😂😎

Ron: Me left now!

Hermione: Kiss, marry, avada: Lavendar, Mary, or Flora?

Ginny: Oooooooooooooo😂

Ron: BLOODY HELL HERMIONE

Ron: I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

Hermione: Just choose Ronald😑

Ron: AVADA AVADA AVADA

Hermione: 😏🤦‍♀️

Ginny:😂


A/N: Hey everyone!

I'm going through a "everything I write is cringe" phase (Anyone get me?), so expect slow updates, sorry about that!

Thank you gryfferin_granger313 for the idea for this chatper!

Thank you so so so much for all the reads, votes, comments, and lovely messages, I love you all! It really brightens up my day to see people enjoying my writing🤗

Ok, ok, question time:

So, this book is approaching 100k reads (WHICH I ACTUALLY CANNOT BELIVE, THANK YOU SO MUCH🤗🤗)... and I want to do something to celebrate! I've had some amazing suggestions, and I've narrowed it down to a few options:

- Bitmoji reveal (unfortunately I won't be doing a face reveal)

- Handwriting reveal

- Q&A

Any of these sounds good to you? Any other suggestions? Please be honest as I'd love to do something like this, but if there isn't much interest, I'd rather not do anything!

Shout outs go to:

belle859

Akik123

MoonInACrystal

babydolxnn

purplecake101

For all of the support!

Lots of love

Safi31





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