Hermione: Not to be disrespectful Headmaster, but why did you want to be added back again?
Dumbledore: I only have 12 followers on my Instagram account! I have reappeared to gain further knowledge on what makes one 'cool'!
Ginny: It's going to be a long journey...😑
Hermione: I'm happy to help in whatever way possible, Headmaster!😊
Dumbledore: Thank you, Miss Granger😊
Draco: You're wasting your time, babe. The old bat will never be cool🙄
Dumbledore: Ah, so it is true that opposites attract then?
Dumbledore: I mean, Miss Granger is intelligent, beautiful, and interesting!
Dumbledore: And Mr Malfoy is... the opposite!
Draco: *splutters*
Ginny: Oooooooooooooh, Draco roasted by a teacher!😁
Harry: 😂😂
Hermione: Guys, stop being so mean to Draco! And Draco, stop being disrespectful to the Headmaster!
Draco: I make no promises😁
Hermione: 😠
Draco: *gulps*
Draco: But I'll try!
Hermione: Thank you, babe🥰
Draco: Anything for you, darling😍
Ron: MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Draco: Shut up Weasel!
Dumbledore: You called Mr Weasley a name commonly used to describe a species? But, aren't you the one who's an animal, Mr Malfoy?
Ginny: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Harry: 😂😂
Draco: You're so old, that your candles weigh more than your birthday cake!
Harry: That's not even in the right context...
Dumbledore: Your Mother may have told you that you can be whoever you want, Mr Malfoy, but an idiot is not what she meant!
Dumbledore: Am I displaying 'coolness' now?
Harry: Yes, Professor, keep going😁
Ginny: This is great!
Hermione: HARRY!
Hermione: GINNY!
Hermione: Don't encourage them!
Hermione: Gosh, I see why Dobby always faints!
Dobby: Not this time, Harry Potter's friend! Dobby drank an anti-fainting potion!😊
Neville: Hey Dobby, can I have some of that too? I may need it...😑
Dobby: Of course, Harry Potter's other friend! Would you also like some socks?
Neville: Sure, do you have any plant ones?
Dobby: Dobby will have a look, Sir😊
Neville: Thanks Dobby!
Draco: Hello? Sock-obsessed morons? Could you maybe do this over private messaging? I'm trying to roast and old bat here!
Ginny: Trying and failing😂
Fred: Hello everyone!
George: All feeling better after yesterday?
Ron: I drowned my sorrows in chicken🍗
Ginny: Of course you did🙄
Dumbledore: Ahh, that reminds me! Twins, I think a punishment is in order!
George: You see, Headmaster...
Fred: The thing about being cool is...
George: You never punish pranks!
Dumbledore: Really? 🤔
Fred: Yes, really😁
Harry: Besides, Headmaster, if you take house points, Gryffindor won't win the house cup this year!
Dumbledore: Goodness gracious, you're right! We can't have that!
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
Dumbledore: Isn't he in Azkaban?🤔
Ginny: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Draco: FINE THEN! I'LL JUST TELL THAT ANNOYING REPORTER, RITA SCOOTER OR WHATEVER!
Hermione: You could... or you could walk out of Hogwarts still having a nose!
Ginny: Oh yeah, she broke your nose last she punched you😂
Draco: Of course she didn't punch me!
Hermione: Want to try it?🤨
Draco: 😶
A/N: Hi! Sorry for not updating for a few days, I haven't been in the mood. I know this chapter isn't as funny as it usually is, so please forgive the complete un-funny-ness of it! Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!
Thank you again to:
BookwormOfAllTheTime for suggesting that Dumbledore come back for 'teenage lessons 2'!
Lots of love
Safi31
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