A Bit of a Bouncy Problem

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(I had wifi issues today and spent half of it getting my hair braided I'm sorry)

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Relationships are great. Well, relationships aren't so great.

All Ash wanted was to have a perfect relationship with Serena, while peacefully attempting to blend in with human society as a vampire.

But with every three perfections he saw in her, there was at least one flaw that came along with them.

Luckily, it was a weekend morning, and Serena didn't have to get up for work; meaning Ash could sleep with her all he wanted to. He was simply just laying there - on the right side of the bed, breathing in and out, until he breathed in,

And couldn't go out.

Vampires are powerful and immortal, so it would take an immense amount of suffocation to kill him, but Ash knew he wasn't under attack.

In a usual response, he squirmed around, trying to catch any breath of fresh air. And he was really hoping that he didn't fall asleep again while eating a small container of jelly in the middle of the night.

...All of a sudden, Ash realized his face was most definitely not inside any food.

"S-SERENA-?!" He shouted, his voice muffled by the weight of Serena's chest.

And there was Serena, nonchalantly dozing off on op of Ash; her "melons" were directly smashed on top of his face. Her entire body was wrapped around him, like a panda clinging to bamboo.

"Serena," Ash yelled again, "Get up-! Wake up! Get off of me!"

The squirming was enough to let her know that Ash was awake. "Oh, sorry Ash." She said, pulling herself off of him only to lay down next to him.

"Geez." Ash exhaled. "Watch where you put those things."

"What things?"

"These things." Ash replied, poking Serena's right breast.

"...I don't know what you're talking about?"

"You had em' shoved in my face. I couldn't see anything but tits when I woke up."

"It's not my fault you can't handle how sexy my body is."

"You're such a bitch." Ash growled. "You never apologize for shit that I call you out on."

Serena rolled her eyes, but knew Ash had a point. She wanted to apologize, but given by how sassy she was; she refused to keep it ordinary. Serena grinned as she once again crawled on top of Ash only to shove her chest in his face again.

"Sorry." She cooed. "Please forgive me~"

"Alright, alright-!" Ash screamed. "Get off, get off, get off of me!"

"Tch. Fine. I'm going to go make breakfast." Serena said, sliding out of bed and into the kitchen, shutting their bedroom door behind her.

Once Ash made sure she was gone, he grabbed a tissue and quickly tried to hide his nosebleed. His face was a strawberry-colored red, and the image of Serena's body - more specifically her chest; was completely stuck in his head.

This was a reoccurring issue; for Ash that is. Being a vampire, he could sense where she was from miles away; but all it took was the sound of her chest jiggling to know she was close.

As for Serena, she assumed Ash wasn't bothered much by it. She always "popped up" on him while was he in the shower, getting dressed; and even doing simple things like eating, cooking, sleeping, and watching TV.

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Ash was starting to get tired of it. He didn't make himself aroused from Serena until he wanted to. He didn't need any sexual attention from her unless he asked for it. He had to find a way to regain control, to be dominant in the house. It was only him opposed to two huge lumps of skin and flesh.

So he chose one day on one of Serena's 3-day weekends, to gain back control over her. What he was targeting to do is find out if Serena had any weaknesses.

"Oh, Serena~!" He called out. "I have a surprise for you~!"

That usual "jiggling" sound drew close as Serena rushed to him in anticipation. "...You do?"

"Yep, here!" Ash said, smiling as he handed Serena a pink shirt.

"...What's this? It's just a shirt."

"Yeah, no shit." Ash said. "It's something I got, so try it on."

"Ooh, okay!" Serena said, unintentionally pulling up her current shirt; and before her chest could pop out, Ash stopped her right where she was.

"Hey, HEY- what the fuck do you think you're doing?!" He snarled, using one hand to stop his nose from bleeding.

"...Putting on the shirt you gave me?"

"Go get dressed somewhere else, then! I don't wanna see you!"

"What's the problem?"

"Last time I checked, you have no bra on, and you have no shorts on either."

"Okay?" Serena said. "Why would I need to? It's just a large shirt. It covers my entire body, so there's no need to do all of that."

"It stops just below the tip of your thighs. It's not that large."

Serena blankly stared at Ash before drawing a conclusion.

"...Are you nosebleeding??"

"N-NO!" Ash stuttered, now using both hands to try and stop the blood from running. "S-STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"

"Damn, I think you're staring a bit too hard, Ash." Serena replied, bouncing her own chest just to tease him.

"I SAID STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" Ash screamed. "A-AND GO PUT THE SHIRT ON ALREADY!"

"Fine."

After a moment, Serena came out in only her panties and the pink shirt that Ash gave her.

"Geez, does this shirt have any adjustments?" She complained. "This thing's really tight on my chest."

"Stop touching it before you rip it, dumbass." Ash said.

And promptly, right after he said that; the shirt proceeded to rip into a large hole in Serena's chest. The pressure from how small the shirt was caused it to tear apart.

"...Shit."

"Well, Ash, that's what you get for not getting the right size." Serena said, walking back to their bedroom. "I'm changing back."

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