•The Vampire Roommate (Amourshipping)•

A Bit of a Bouncy Problem

(I had wifi issues today and spent half of it getting my hair braided I'm sorry)

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Relationships are great. Well, relationships aren't so great.

All Ash wanted was to have a perfect relationship with Serena, while peacefully attempting to blend in with human society as a vampire.

But with every three perfections he saw in her, there was at least one flaw that came along with them.

Luckily, it was a weekend morning, and Serena didn't have to get up for work; meaning Ash could sleep with her all he wanted to. He was simply just laying there - on the right side of the bed, breathing in and out, until he breathed in,

And couldn't go out.

Vampires are powerful and immortal, so it would take an immense amount of suffocation to kill him, but Ash knew he wasn't under attack.

In a usual response, he squirmed around, trying to catch any breath of fresh air. And he was really hoping that he didn't fall asleep again while eating a small container of jelly in the middle of the night.

...All of a sudden, Ash realized his face was most definitely not inside any food.

"S-SERENA-?!" He shouted, his voice muffled by the weight of Serena's chest.

And there was Serena, nonchalantly dozing off on op of Ash; her "melons" were directly smashed on top of his face. Her entire body was wrapped around him, like a panda clinging to bamboo.

"Serena," Ash yelled again, "Get up-! Wake up! Get off of me!"

The squirming was enough to let her know that Ash was awake. "Oh, sorry Ash." She said, pulling herself off of him only to lay down next to him.

"Geez." Ash exhaled. "Watch where you put those things."

"What things?"

"These things." Ash replied, poking Serena's right breast.

"...I don't know what you're talking about?"

"You had em' shoved in my face. I couldn't see anything but tits when I woke up."

"It's not my fault you can't handle how sexy my body is."

"You're such a bitch." Ash growled. "You never apologize for shit that I call you out on."

Serena rolled her eyes, but knew Ash had a point. She wanted to apologize, but given by how sassy she was; she refused to keep it ordinary. Serena grinned as she once again crawled on top of Ash only to shove her chest in his face again.

"Sorry." She cooed. "Please forgive me~"

"Alright, alright-!" Ash screamed. "Get off, get off, get off of me!"

"Tch. Fine. I'm going to go make breakfast." Serena said, sliding out of bed and into the kitchen, shutting their bedroom door behind her.

Once Ash made sure she was gone, he grabbed a tissue and quickly tried to hide his nosebleed. His face was a strawberry-colored red, and the image of Serena's body - more specifically her chest; was completely stuck in his head.

This was a reoccurring issue; for Ash that is. Being a vampire, he could sense where she was from miles away; but all it took was the sound of her chest jiggling to know she was close.

As for Serena, she assumed Ash wasn't bothered much by it. She always "popped up" on him while was he in the shower, getting dressed; and even doing simple things like eating, cooking, sleeping, and watching TV.