•The Vampire Roommate (Amourshipping)•

Tiny Disruption

"Hm. It's a bit quiet around here, but that's expected, since Serena's at work." Ash thought.

He had shortly waken up after she headed out for the day, and was trying to figure out what to do. After swallowing about 4 bags of blood, he was bored, and went outside on the porch to think.

"It's been a while since I learned how to go outside without burning my skin." He thought, looking down at the city below him.

"I should go outside and do other things instead of walking around, but what should I do? Serena has a job, and she's already working a lot to provide for the both of us...maybe I should do that, too."

After a moment, Ash walked back inside, planning to sleep so time could go by faster, and he could see Serena coming home quicker. He made his way to their bedroom and stopped when there was a knock at the door.

"I'm coming," He answered, and opened the door to find no one there. Ash looked left and right, but there was nobody at the door. He was about to go inside until he felt a tug on his shorts. He looked down and saw a small girl gazing into him with big, pink eyes.

Ash jumped back, startled at the child, but after a moment of staring at each other, he started conversation.

"Uh...can I help you?" He asked.

"Somebody says there's a woman that lives here with big boobies. Do you know her?"

"I'm sorry?"

"Do you know the lady with big boobies?"

"Fucking God, she must be talking about Serena. That's such a short, yet intriguingly accurate description of her." Ash thought to himself.

"Well...I don't know..." Ash said, looking around to see if anyone accompanied this little girl. It was as if she'd simply just wondered up there.

"What's more important is that you should get back to your parents. Do you know where they are?" Ash asked her.

"They dropped me through a hole. Like, a big swirly hole; it was huge!"

Ash paused. "Y-You mean a portal?"

"Oh, yeah, that was the word for it. So yeah, I fell through a portal!" She beamed at him.

"...Kid, where are you from? And you look quite unusual...what are those horns on your head?"

"Oh yeah, I'm a dragon!"

Ash heard the word "dragon" and immediately pulled the girl inside as fast as he could. He then shut the door.

"That was close." He said. "You could've gotten really hurt if someone else knew about that."

All the little girl did was look at him confusingly. "You aren't gonna kill me, are you?"

"Wha- no! How'd you even jump to that conclusion?!"

"Your big red eyes! You're a vampire!"

"...I see." Ash sighed. "You must be from that world, too."

"How'd you get here?" The little girl asked him.

"I'm supposed to be here." Ash replied. "Really, I came here looking for a mistress to take back home, but I kinda felt like staying on Earth."

"But did your vampire leader say you could?"

"I am the vampire leader." He said, leaning towards the girl while showing his fangs.

"Woah, so cool!" The little girl replied. "Doesn't everyone back home miss you?"

Ash paused to think about his vampire land in his original world, then shook his head.