Caboose is seen walking across the canyon
Caboose: Depression. Loneliness. Confusion. Slight indigestion. Oh Church... Ah, I miss you so much! Who is supposed to be my best friend while you are gone?! Tucker?! That guy isn't even a shade of blue! It's like an... aqua.
A sound is heard. Caboose looks over to the sound's direction.
Caboose: Hello? Um... Who's there? Tucker is that you? Shawn? Agent Washington? HELLO!
Echo: HELLO!
Caboose: Oh, that was just me, that was stupid. (yells) Have a nice day!
Echo: THANKS, YOU TOO!
Caboose: Well, I am a very pleasant person.
Caboose walks over towards the noise
Caboose: Okay, me, you can cut it out now! This is getting a little silly. (he spots something) Hello...
Cut to Washington instructing Tucker and Shawn
Washington: Tucker... in basic training, there is a point when the drill sergeant attempts to "break" his or her soldiers so that they may overcome their civilian mindset and focus on the responsibility and selflessness of becoming a true soldier.
Tucker: Uh, bro. I went through basic ages ago! True soldier, standing right here!
Washington: What's the UNSC motto?
Tucker: When in doubt, rub one out.
Wash looks at Shawn as he looks annoyed.
Shawn: (monotone) Brawn beats brains any day.
They look at him confused.
Tucker: What?
Shawn: My Sargent was nutter then me.
Washington: I am going to break you... Private Tucker.
Tucker fakes shivers as he looks at Washington with a grin.
Tucker: (tauntingly) Ooh, I'm shaking in my armor.
Shawn: Pendejo (translation) Stupid.
Washington: Inside this tunnel is an elaborate obstacle course designed to test both your reflexes and your mettle.
Tucker steps in front of the hole in the wall.
Tucker: Uhh... like... copper?
Washington: No, that's metal. I said "mettle".
Tucker: Whatever.
Tucker just stands there.
Washington: On your mark... get set...
Tucker: This is such bull...
Wash shoots Tucker's leg
Tucker: SHIT! OW! OKAY! I'M GOING!
Tucker races through the obstacle course. First, be attempts to shoot down two cones positioned on the side.
Tucker: Stupid freaking cones!
Tucker destroys an obstacle with his Energy Sword, then lands on a group of mines.
Tucker: Jesus Christ!
He is hit by several bullets.
Tucker: Oh, God! Where is this coming from?!
Tucker runs through the Halo 4 level "Reclaimer".
Tucker: Who are these people?
Tucker emerges, somehow, in the "Warthog Run" section of the Halo: Combat Evolved level "The Maw," running down Flood Combat Forms.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
