Cut to Simmons watching a gravity lift. Tucker and Shawn approach Simmons.
Tucker: (groans) This blows. I don't know a first thing about fixing intergalactic radios.
Shawn: Yeah, it's full of buttons and stuff.
Simmons: (still watching the grav lift) Uh huh.
Tucker: Every movie that I've ever seen with a repairman on it always glosses over the actual repairing part. It's just, "Hey baby, I'm here to lay some pipe" and then bam, two scoops of raisin!
Shawn: Gross.
Simmons: Uh huh.
Tucker: Dammit woman! If you let the man do his job, then maybe we would not be in this mess.
Simmons: (looks at Tucker and Shawn) Hey Tucker, Shawn, what the hell is this thing?
Tucker: It's a gravity lift. You step on it and it takes you upstairs.
Shawn: Yeah.
Simmons: I know that, but what the hell is it doing here?
Tucker: It's glowing and goes (makes glowing sounds)
Shawn: Yeah, it's like an elevator but more cooler.
Simmons: So let me get this straight. We're the survivors of a shipwreck, living off of the bare necessities, and in the middle of the room is this incredible feat of modern-day technology.
Tucker: I don't know. Wash found it on the ship and put it on the base. What's so weird about that?
Simmons: It's like finding a car made of rocks, plastic and a bluetooth radio.
Shawn: Huh, oddly specific.
Tucker: Oh, we've got that too. (Siri's iPhone jingle is heard) Siri, play song dance theme.
Siri: Did you mean bomb, Andy?
Tucker: Oh piece of shit.
Siri: Calling bomb, Andy.
Shawn: Oh god no!
Simmons: How are you able to power all of this?
Tucker: We're hooked up to the ship.
Shawn: Yeah dude.
Simmons: You mean you have a direct line to a limitless power supply?
Tucker: Well, no, we'll definitely run out of fuel eventually, just not anytime soon. So who cares, take as much as you want.
Simmons: God bless the American way.
Tucker: What are ya gonna do?
Shawn: Yeah?
Simmons: (runs to the gravity lift) Just a side project!
Shawn and Tucker look where he left and then heard Wash's voice.
Washington: Hey Caboose!
Tucker and Shawn turn to see Wash running over to Caboose and Freckles.
Washington: I've secured the perimeter. No bad guys to be found.
Caboose: (in a low commanding voice) Excellent work Commander Washington, I admire your determination! Why, maybe someday you could be the leader of blue team!
Washington: (sarcastically) Yes, maybe someday.
Caboose: Now, I have a very important question for you Washington!
Washington: Okay.
Caboose: Um...d'ya think Freckles would look...silly in a hat? Possibly a sombrero?
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
