A machine whirs from within the cavern and noises arise in the background. Caboose can also be heard
Caboose: It's alive. It's alive! He's ali- Aw, now it's dead. (short pause) No, it's alive again! Oh, thank God that was close.
Cut to black. Fade in and pan to a shot of Tucker, Thea, Shawn and Washington repairing on the comm tower. Shawn and Tucker on the ground with Washington and Thea on the ledge. Tucker looks at Washington.
Tucker: Ok, how about now?
Washington: (hits radio twice) Nothing.
Tucker: Hold on. (short pause) Ok, try it again.
Washington: (hits radio) Still nothing.
Tucker: Balls.
Washington looks at Tucker and Shawn.
Washington: Hey, what exactly are guys doing down there?
Tucker: Oh, you know.... Calibrating.
Shawn: Mhm.
Washington: ...Calibrating.
Tucker: Yeah.
Shawn: Yup.
Washington: ...You haven't done anything, have you?
Tucker: Dude, I don't know what I'm doing or why you sent me down here.
Washington: Right. Guess I should have expected that.
Thea: Mhm.
Tucker: Hey Wash, Thea, I think we got a situation.
Washington: What kind of- (looks down and sees Red Team) ...Oh.
Thea: Great.
Grif: Good to see you too.
Washington: What do you want?
Sarge: Figured it be a good idea to come over and lend a hand.
Washington: No, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch anything.
Thea: We worked to hard on this for you three to mess it up.
Simmons: But we could provide tech support!
Thea: I doubt that.
Sarge: Have you tried using any D batteries?
Washington: Power isn't our problem. These battery arrays are solar.
Sarge: Well, there's your problem. This baby needs to be converted to diesel on the pronto!
Washington: Solar is field-standard for communication systems.
Thea: He's old he won't get it.
Sarge: Well ooh-la-la, Private Hippy! Hey, I got an idea; why don't we just plant a garden in? Grow some organic sun-dried tomatoes, and open a farmer's market. Then on the first Saturday of the month, when the UNSC ships show up to buy some fresh sustainable produce, we just hop on board and ride back on the power of love!
Thea: I'm not a hippy, hippys do drugs to feel alive. I am not one and I will never be one.
Washington: ...Tucker, Shawn, if they touch anything, or if he makes any more suggestions, prod them with your sword and shoot them.
Shawn looks at them to see there's four against two.
Shawn: No thanks, I choose life.
Tucker: Ha ha, now that's something I can get behind! Bowchickaboww- Wait, no! No no no no no!
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
