Fade in, revealing Tucker sitting on a crate cleaning his weapon with Shawn leaning against the crate while Thea and Wash working on the comm tower.
Tucker: I'm just sayin' I feel like somebody should have found us by now.
Washington: Hm?
Tucker: You know, it's like if a plane crashes and disappears that's fine, civilians, whatever.
Washington: Not sure if I agree with you on that.
Shawn: Yeah, but we should've been rescued by now.
Thea: (Sarcastic) Maybe you can do a signal fire when a spaceship passes us?
Shawn: Haha very funny.
Tucker: Your acting weird. Did you get any sleep?
Thea: Well I just found out what my socks were used for and I'm in a bad mood right now.
Tucker: What were they used for?
Thea: Probably what you do with yours.
Tucker: I don't use my socks!
Thea stops working and looks him with a unconvinced look.
Tucker: Okay sometimes.
Shawn: Ewww, at least back at blood gulch you had a rock and now I have to worry about walking in on you.
Washington: I don't want to talk about Tuckers rock.
Tucker: But this was a freaking spaceship. That's like national tragedy level important.
Washington: It was a big ship.
Thea: Mhm.
Tucker: And what about GPS? The Galactic Positioning System should have been able to inform Command of our location within seconds of a mayday.
Wash drops his tools at that very specific thing and looks at Tucker with Thea and Shawn.
Washington: How... do you know that?
Tucker: Uh...
Tucker looks uncomfortable as he remembers.
Cut to inside the spaceship, before the crash
Tucker and a spaceship operator was at the bridge with the operator talking with Tucker bored looking at something.
Spaceship Operator: The Galactic Positioning System would be able to inform Command of our location within seconds of a mayday, so even the ship were to crash rescue would be practically immediate. Isn't it that rad?
Tucker: Cool, nerd stuff. Hey, is it just me or is that blonde over there checking me out?
Spaceship Operator: Who? The pilot?
Tucker: Yeah she's definitely checking me out.
Tucker walks over to the pilot
Spaceship Operator: Wait! You can't go over there!
Tucker puts hand on the wall and leans towards her.
Tucker: Hey baby, I hear you're a pilot. Think you could pull up on my throttle? Bow chicka bow wow.
Tucker accidentally hits a button and the Alarms and red lights go off. Cut back to the canyon
Tucker: I read it in a book?
Washington: I don't believe you. (returns to work on the comm tower) Then again, I don't really care.
Thea: Mhm. (Does the same)
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 11
FanfictionThe reds and blues are shipped wrecked on a mysterious planet and Carolina and Epsilon are gone. Washington is trying his best to make sure they survive by taking charge and making sure everyone is calm but when your surround by idiots and the only...
