Hey yall! I've decided that before i slap you in the face with angst, i'm gonna give you incorrect quotes part 3, ft. The Adventure Line.
Stanley: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Narrator: Nope, absolutely not.
Mariella: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Tor: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Curator: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
The Adventure Line: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
(JESUS CHRIST POOR STANLEY)
Stanley: Narrator... How do I begin to explain Narrator?
Mariella: Narrator is flawless.
Tor: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Curator: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
The Adventure Line: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
(All hail Narrator)
Stanley: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Narrator: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Stanley: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Mariella: Actually I did the math, Narrator would have $225, not $0.15.
Narrator: Fam I'm right here....
Tor: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Stanley: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Tor: Sorry I only have a dollar
Stanley: :(
Mariella: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Narrator would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Tor: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Mariella: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Curator: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Mariella: Apply juice to what
The Adventure Line: Directly to the forehead
Narrator: Great chat everyone
(While you're there, can you get me some chocolate)
'Can I copy the homework?'
Stanley: I can help you with it!
Narrator: Yeah, sure.
Mariella: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Tor: lol nope.
The Adventure Line: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Curator: *Read 5:55pm*
YOU ARE READING
The Stanley Parable
FanfictionHi everyone. I really like this game, so i decided to make a story based off the Easter Eggs, endings, achievements, secrets, and a bunch of other crap.
