Avengers React to All Things MCU

Chapter 32: Winston Duke Pt.2

Warning: I have not proofread this. Prepare for mistakes. 

A/N: You guys these notes are important! A lot of times I ask you questions that I would like you guys to answer so I can write all that. Like in the last update I asked you guys who all should I add to the story but no one answered. I was kind of confused on who to add and I wanted to give all of you like a chance to add your favourite characters but I got no response :(

But its alright, I still love you guys :)

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!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!

In the last update, I told you all about how @muchijate had asked me if they could translate ARTATMCU into Portuguese. Well, I said yes (ofc) and they have already published it so please please check it out!! Now we have a Spanish Version and a Portuguese version.

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Previously on ARTATMCU:

"This is Vision, we're uh together."

"You're dating a metal alien?"

"No he's uh an android."

"Like the smart phone?"

"No!! Like Ultron, but not?"

He gasps and says, "You're dating the evil super toaster that ULTRON WANTED TO MAKE!!? WANDAA WTF?"

Now on ARTATMCU:

"He's not a toaster."

"Well he better not be toasting anything in you." Pietro muttered, earning an indignant gasp from Wanda and a snort from Tony.

"Pietro!! I'm not a teenager and ew and wash your mouth and forget about it. He might not exactly be a human but that doesn't change anything."

"Doesn't it though? Besides, you and I are what people might consider 'not exactly human', he is a freaking robot. In every movie they try to take over the world and they nearly succeed. He's probably assembling an army of killer washing machines and microwaves and hair curlers and I don't know what else."

"Why would he build an army of washing machines?"

"Because you sweet, innocent little sister of mine who has absolutely no strategic knowledge, it would be inconspicuous. I mean would you expect your washing machine to eat you up? No because the average person doesn't have the superior skill set that only a few have and that's why the robots will finally take over. Its the unique ideas that are true geniuses. Like do you think if we bombarded Ultron's bots with salsa and Tabasco sauce, they would be able to put up much of a fight?"

"Eh............................................no. Pietro stop messing around."

"Fine but I still think having hair curlers attack people is very smart." Que a sigh from Wanda.

"Also I think bombarding Festus with Tabasco sauce would be quite distracting and effective." added Tanishqa.

"NO waYY. I love you child. Another student of Uncle Rick.  This is happiness." (Pietro)

"For the record, my creations are not all evil and they definitely can't be brought down by salsa or Tabasco sauce." Said Tony.

"Can we please move on?" Asked Pepper, rubbing her forehead.

"Yes."

All this while Tanishqa had been weaving through the heap of people on the floor, touching their foreheads like she had done with Pietro. Fury and a few others had been tracking her every movie to figure out what and how exactly she was doing what she had been doing, but they were just as confused as before. A few minutes later she walked to the front of the theatre surveyed the crowd before her.