A mysterious weirdo (me) brings the Avengers, the Guardians if the Galaxy, Agent Carter and Co, and Peter and his classmates to the most cliche place- a theater.
There, they will be shown their alter egos (the actors), movies, trailers, bloopers, g...
The screen showed a picture of the Black Widow (the one shown above).
"Nat, remind me to never get on your bad side." said Clint. Nat rolled her eyes at him.
This is the Black Widow or Natalia Alianova Romanova. I will not tell you much about these people, just their actors. Natasha is played by Scarlett Ingrid Johansson.
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She was born on 22 November 1984, in New York and is 34 years old. She has a daughter- Rose Dorothy Duariac. She is not just an actress but also a singer. Her albums have made into the Billboard 200. Her net worth is 165 million dollars and she is the highest paid actress in the world since 2018. She stands as the ninth highest box office grossing star of all time.
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A/N: Guys I had initially put a pic of her daughter and realized that she tries to keep her daughter out of the media so I deleted it. Just imagine a cute girl with her mom. I want to thank @xqtrlnd for making me realize that.
"What the heck, Nat? Highest paid actress, ninth highest grossing star, a singer and you have a daughter!! She's adorable." said Sam all in one breath. Others had similar reactions.
"Who would have thought this assassin could be a mom? Also, Nat, looking good." this was Tony.
Clint, the only one besides Nat and Bruce, who knew she couldn't have kids, shot everyone a warning glare, who then looked over at Nat and shut up.
Nat, on the other hand was having trouble processing this. She didn't know what to think but she said, smiling, "Rose is adorable and, Tony, I know I am gorgeous."
Then another note came up on the screen below the picture.
Her films have grossed 14.3 billion dollars worldwide. She is a very successful actress and is engaged to Colin Jost. This will be her third marriage.
"Third? That is so-" Jack Thompson through and through.
"Please. Shut up. I don't know how things worked on Earth in your time, but know this, women can do whatever they want, they can marry whoever they want, they can have divorces, kids, odd jobs, they can be whoever they want. Women aren't delicate, meek or timid creatures. They never were or will be second to men. You can judge all you want but that will not make you above us or make us below you. If you wouldn't judge between a male bird and a female bird, why judge between a man and a woman? You can live behind your false beliefs of being superior to women in any regard, but that's what it is- a false belief. A lie, an untruth. Its not reality. Besides when has subduing people ever worked out, or underestimating them? History is an example. Because we learnt from our mistakes, because we learnt from the blunders in History, we are a far superior species than Earth. Try and keep up." Sassed Nebula.
"That's my sister." said Gamora.
"I don't think I need to say anything but remember you are sitting with weaponized, badass women, so I wouldn't recommend any sexist comments." said Natasha.
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"Nice sign, ma'am." said Peter in an attempt to lighten the mood.
"Thanks." Peter looked surprised because he hadn't expected her to reply.
"You should smile more often." noted Steve.
"You look equally badass, even more so because you are a mother and a successful woman." said Peggy and Pepper agreed with her.
"Women like you are what girls these days should aspire to be." said May.
"Yeah, I go to women rights protest for this stuff to be achieved. And it is, so I am happy." said MJ.
Heads turned towards her and Howard asked her, " What are you drawing?"
She gestured to Jack Thompson as if that answered everything.
Peter explained, "That's MJ's 'Crisis book'. She draws the faces of people who are in a crisis, and frankly he looks like he saw a ghost. She sits in detention to sketch depressed faces."
The people just shook their heads and turned towards the screen. This day kept getting weirder and weirder.
797 words.
A/N: Hope you enjoy it and please comment and everything and tell me if you want me to do reactions to other stuff. I <3 you MARVEL fans 3000. Bye.
