A mysterious weirdo (me) brings the Avengers, the Guardians if the Galaxy, Agent Carter and Co, and Peter and his classmates to the most cliche place- a theater.
There, they will be shown their alter egos (the actors), movies, trailers, bloopers, g...
"Is that like a movie cover? 'cause thats like badass. said Scott.
"Looks like it." said Hill.
The Guardians Of The Galaxy are next.
First off is Gamora portrayed by Zoe Yadira Saldana Nazario.
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She was born on June 19, 1978 in Passaic, New Jersey and is 42 years old and is a mother to 3 kids.
"Woah." (Peter)
"Close your mouth, Peter." said Gamora, acting annoyed but internally she was happy, very happy that Peter reacted this way.
"Gamora you are not green. How is that possible?" said a disbelieving Drax. Everyone just rolled their eyes at him.
"I am Groot."
"Does the tree always only say that? I mean its a weird language." asked Thor.
"Yes. But you understand him?" said Rocket and at the same time Groot said crossly, "I am Groot."
"Asgardians are gifted with Allspeak. I can speak any language."
"You have enraged the little tree, brother." Loki said, chuckling.
"I. Am. GROOT."
"lAnGUaGe!"
"That's Caps dialogue." Tony said seriously while Sam and Clint chortled quietly.
"Guys." said Steve, throwing his hand up in exasperation.
"No, you got it wrong. Steve used to swear like a sailor. He was so bad that I can't imagine a clean sentence out of his mouth." said Bucky. That got a few raised eyebrows. Steve just gave him a betrayed and shocked look. The teens and others were confused. Understandably so.
Christopher 'Chris' Michael Pratt plays Peter Quill A.K.A Starlord.
"Ha! People do call me Starlord. In ya face, Unbelievers!"
"Unbelievers?"
"Um- yeah, cuz like.... whatever." mumbled Peter Q in defeat.
"Guys lets just leave him." said Peter P.
"Thanks, kid."
"No problem. If I don't look out for fellow Peters, than who will?" Everybody who knew him just rolled their eyes.
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"That's not Quill. Why did they show this?" asked Drax.
"It is me, you dipsh*t."
"No no, he is muscled and good looking, while you are.... you." Peter Q let out an offended noise.
I can assure you this is Chris Pratt/Peter Quill.
"See? Thanks The Voice."
"Its just Voice."
"Ok."
"Peter you look good."
"Thanks Mantis."
"I didn't know you were this ripped."
"You don't know a lot about me Gamora, but I'd like to show you firsthand, if you want."
"Shut up." said Gamora, glowering at him.
"What a flirt."
"Very smooth."
"Oh, come on! Give a guy a break!" said Peter Q, annoyed.
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A/N: I will try to do the other GOTG today, itself but I don't know if I will be able to. But that's two chapters in a day. Please vote, comment and enjoy! Buh-Bye.
