A mysterious weirdo (me) brings the Avengers, the Guardians if the Galaxy, Agent Carter and Co, and Peter and his classmates to the most cliche place- a theater.
There, they will be shown their alter egos (the actors), movies, trailers, bloopers, g...
"Thats not Grandpa Steve." Tony said upon seeing the picture. Steve rolled his eyes at him.
"Nice beard." said Howard and Bucky together, teasingly. Steve buried his head n his hands.
"M sure had a reasom." mumbled Steve.
"What?"
"I am sure I had a reason." said Steve annoyed.
The Iced Americano/Spangles/Capsicicle is played by Christopher 'Chris' Robert Evans.
"Lord how many Chrises are here, even? asked Sousa, exasperated.
3 Chrises and 3 Toms as of yet.
"Gods."
"Gods indeed." said Loki.
"Damn, man I forgot you were there!" said Sam.
He was born on June 13, 1981 in Boston, Massachusetts and is 39 years old.
"Wow your actor is 45 years younger than you." said Tony.
"Obviously, there are not many people from the 1940s who look like they're thirty, Tony." said Steve.
"Naw, but I like to remind you that you are 84 years old." Steve let out a groan.
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(A/N: I am sorry if someone doesn't like shirtless pics (?) but I did this so I could do everyones reactions to the goody2shoes being all shirtless and everything, also I don't think anyone minds * sly grin *. You dirty people.)
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"Such a playboy pose. Welcome to the group. Never thought I'd welcome a grandfather/84 year old. Never thought I'd welcome you." said Tony. Steve was mortified.
"You look good Steve." Peggy managed, blushing a deep scarlet. Steve choked on his on saliva and then nodded awkwardly.
"Good? He is smokin'." said Howard, grinning at Steve's awkwardness.
"Your abs are great. Whats with the tats though, fossil?" said Nat.
"I would tease you about the comment you made about his abs but I have some amount of self-preservation. But secretly, Romanogers is on." said Tony.
"Good choice." Nat said.
Enough about Captain Small-ass. Lets talk about Manchurian Candidate.
"Captain Small-ass? That's new." said Tony.
"Who is 'Manchurian Candidate'?" asked Sam.
Captain Small-ass is Cevans' (Chris E) nickname on-set (apparently). And Manchurian Candidate is Bucky's nickname given to him by Tony.
"Yeah, that is like me." Cue eye rolls.
Romanian-American actor, Sebastian Stan plays James 'Bucky' Buchanan Barnes. He was born on August 13, 1982 in Constanta, Romania and is 38 years old.
"Sebastian is such a hot name." whispered Betty to Cindy, but others heard it and Cap playfully elbowed Bucky who told him to shut it. Sam, Clint and Tony were hiding there smiles.
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(Again, couldn't resist the temptation.)
"I was wrong. Sebastian is such hot guy." said Betty, mouth agape. Now Cap, Tony, Sam and Clint were openly laughing and Bucky was blushing a light pink while glaring at them.
"You look great-" started Cap trying to keep a straight face but doubled over and out of his seat on the carpeted floor, unable to contain his laughter. Sam and Clint were clutching their stomachs and had tears coming out of their eyes at Bucky's expressions. Boy was he embarrassed. Tony had had enough. He walked to the back of the theatre and fell down laughing. Nat was trying hard not to grin too much. Betty and Cindy were unaware of all this and were drooling at his picture which made them all laugh harder. Shuri was almost shrieking in laughter and Scott wouldn't stop grinning.
Peter Q was smiling too when Drax said, "What's so funny? The man must have been toiling hard because of the dirt on his face and the sweat, glistening on his body. You are making fun of a hardworking man."
And now the whole theatre was full of laughs and shrieks at this and at Mantis' expression. She was sensing great joy, she told everyone. Rocket rolled his eyes saying something about ' if Glowy-antenna face wasn't there, what would happen to them', to which Mantis said "I know you are talking about me. You are welcome." which made Rocket scream.
Groot was just saying I am Groot over and over again as if he was laughing and saying 'omg omg omg omg'.
"Ok everybody stop!" screamed Bucky. The theatre went silent. Cap and Tony returned to their seats, and Sam and Clint wiped their tears and Loki' face turned stoic once more. After a moment he sat down.
A/N: Another update today. Now I only have to do 4 more updates and Phase 1 will be over. Phases like the MCU. LMFAO. 'Phase 2' will be trailers and scenes. 'Phase 3' will be whatever comes next. Maybe the movies. So I hope you enjoy this update and please vote and comment and continue reading. I am forever indebted to you guys for reading this. Also do any of you like:
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson or anything Rick Riordan
The Mortal Instruments or anything Cassandra Clare
Throne of Glass or anything Sarah J Maas
Divergent/ Maze Runner/ Hunger Games
Anything else?
Please tell me. And if you have read other books like maybe The Inheritance Cycle (I have to read it), then please suggest stuff. I am a bibliophile through and through. Also have any of you read any Marvel books or comics? Or are you guys just MCU fans? Tell me in the comments.
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