Divorced? [Taekook] ✓

Q & A answers

Sorry for the late answer...

Kim Taehyung

1. Why are you always the reason his Rosie dies? @Im_taekookie

Taehyung: Well... *Looking left and right to see whether Jungkook is around or not* I hate his Rosie. Kookie always paid more attention on that stupid Rosie.

2. Can't u watch ur steps before walking? U always kill the Rosie! @vgookie

Taehyung: *Blinking his eyes once, then twice* Well, I purposely step on rosie-

Jungkook: You did what?!

Taehyung: No I mean, I purposely avoid the Rosie but my legs won't listen to me. Do you know destiny? Fate? Yeah that's right, god arranged me to step on rosie- Ouch ouch, don't pull my ear, baby!

Jungkook: You should stop spitting nonsense then!

3. You like killing Rosie don't you? And the reason is because Jungkook is giving a lot of attention on Rosie but not you isn't it? @AlvinaChristal

Taehyung: It's a pity you didn't become a detective. Your guessing is totally accurate.

4. Dude... Why do you keep killing Rosie? @koookie_Kookie

Taehyung: Maybe because it's always the reason Jungkook abandoned me. *Smiling sickeningly*

5. How did you even exchange the divorce documents into other one? @kim616jungook

Taehyung: First of all, you need to have money. Secondly, you need to have a cute dumb bunny like husband that doesn't even know the difference between champagne and wine to sign the contract and oolala, changed the divorce paper!

6. Do you know how to cook? The kitchen was messy when Jungkook came there. @Taekooks_lube

Taehyung: Well, you can refer to Chapter 17 (M) in "Divorced?". You can know that Jungkook is in charge of cooking and imma the one who in charge of thrusting into his pink tight hole-

Jungkook: *Quickly covered Taehyung's mouth with his cute hands* Kim Taehyung! There's still innocent reader out there-

Taehyung: *Removes Jungkook's hands, wrapping his arms around Jungkook's waist as he smirked* You and I both know, our readers love to see you moan under me~

Jungkook: *Face as red as beetroot* B-Bastard! You're sleeping on the couch today!

Taehyung: Aww baby, don't do that to me~

7. To Tae, why you killed our bunny Rosie? @taekookforever710

Taehyung: Gosh, I got so many reason to say. It's so annoying-

Jungkook: *Glares at Taehyung, cheeks puffed out*

Taehyung: *Gulping nervously, clearing his throat* T-The Rosie is so annoyingly cute. And I don't allow anyone or anything more adorable than my bunny husband.

8. Dude, how can you be so selfish and hide the truth from your cute hus? How could you not remember where you buried his Rosie when you were the one who killed it?
@tangyunzhi

Taehyung: Let me tell you a top secret. I never buried Rosie. I mean why should I? It's just a flower. *Stared at Jungkook who started crying, panicked* What's wrong baby?

Jungkook: Y-You didn't bury it... "Hiccuping cutely* That means Rosie won't a-able to rest in peace!!

Taehyung: I'm so sorry-