Super Smash Bros. Ultimate! X Reader One-Shots

BLOOPERS #3

NESS X FEMALE! READER - MY SIBLING JUST DIED: 

Doctor: I am sorry, he won't make it... 

(Y/N): *snickers* 

YoU aRe SoRrY, hE wOn'T mAkE iT 

Ness: *laughs* 

TattletailPasta: Was that Parappa intended? 

*BEEEEP* 

Paula: ShUt It, KRILLIN

Jeff: *covering his mouth to prevent laughing*

Poo: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE KRILLIN

*BEEEEP* 

PYRA X FEMALE! READER - NIGHT ON THE HILL: 

Megaman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I have to suffocate!?!?

*BEEEEP* 

Pyra: *sneezes* 

(Y/N): B*TCH THAT ISNT IN THE SCRIPT 

Pyra: ArE yOu TeLlInG mE tHaT i CaN't SnEeZe!?!? 

*BEEEEP* 

MEGAMAN X DRAGON! READER - LOST IN THE WOODS: 

(Y/N): are we re-enacting Harry Potter? Or.... 

*BEEEEP* 

(Y/N): Dream is only really hated for his popularity, though. 

Megaman: I know! 

They're disrespecting my dream man 

(Y/N): *laughs* 

Megaman, laughing: that's not what I meant- 

*BEEEEP* 

RYU X FEMALE! READER (HIGH SCHOOL AU): 

Tom Nook: Translate this 

*writes 'don't f*ck with Isabelle' on the board in Japanese* 

*BEEEEP* 

Ryu: I personally think we should start a school shooting 

(Y/N): . . . 

*BEEEEP* 

RIDLEY X FEMALE! READER - FLIGHT: 

(Y/N): Let's go, Toothless! 

Ridley: ...(Y/N), just, no-

*BEEEEP* 

Ridley: BUILD UP OUR MACHINE YOU DIE TO- 

(Y/N): LIFE IS A HIGHWAY- 

*BEEEEP* 

SORA X READER - READING: 

(Y/N): THANKS FOR SPOILING THIS ENTIRE BOOK, PASTA 

TattletailPasta: ANYTHING FOR YOU, (Y/N)!